Doing things twice makes me so bitter.  I make mistakes, lots of them.  In fact, I make them at least twice a day.  Which is why doing things twice make me so bitter.  Doing fun things twice is fine, I will concede that.  Shooting zombies, Locust, and generally bad guys in video games, leveling up and … Continue reading Doing things twice Bitterness

Like makes me so bitter.  When I was at the mall today, I decided after I walked by a gaggle of teenagers that the most used word in the English language ever is not "the" "it" or even "a" or "and".  As an authority on all things English, my decree is that the most used word is "like". Think … Continue reading “Like” bitterness

Sickness makes me so bitter.  Not the kind that I get from time to time when I still make it to work.  It is actually the kind that other people get that cause them not to come to work.  And by that I mean the sickness of laziness, or don't feel like it or have … Continue reading Sickness Bitterness

  Last night I was watching Cupcake Champions on TLC and as they announced the results of the winner of cupcake wars, I could help but notice the one who came in second place.  And right before they announced the winners, her quote to the camera was, "If I lose it would be a bitter … Continue reading #2 Bitterness

As you may know, I am a Spurs fan and when they lose, I am a very bitter person.  Well last night after going on a 20 game winning streak, 10 from the regular season and 10 in the playoffs, there were looking almost unbeatable and rolling like a Mac Truck towards the finals.  In … Continue reading Special Edition Spurs Bitterness

Malls make me so bitter.  What about malls could possibly make me so bitter? It couldn't be the fact that I have to walk in order to get to stores.  I mean really, if I wanted to walk I would go on a treadmill.  And who would want to walk on a treadmill?  Treadmills are … Continue reading Mall bitterness

LOL's and all that text talk makes me so bitter.  What does it even mean?  Why are the youth of today so confusing with their fancy language? I've seen teenagers before.  LOLing is the farthest thing from what they are doing.  Picture 4 teenagers in a restaurant or sitting on a bench.  What are they … Continue reading LOL bitterness

Parking makes me so bitter.  I drive a car a lot, because you know I do stuff, like work at a place and then I have to drive home to a place, then I go to the grocery store or whatever or go to the mall and my monstrous car has to sit somewhere.  By … Continue reading Parking bitterness

Phones make me so bitter.  There must have been a telemarketer that was calling me in the room of the hospital when I was born, disturbing my birth. That is how bitter I am about phones.  I want to go back in time to when Alexander Graham Bell was working on it and tell him … Continue reading Phone Bitterness

Tuesday is the most bitter day of all.  Let's break down the meaning of Tuesday to explain why it is the most bitter of all days.  According to the internet, which is always true, in Latin, and in Greek it means day of Mars, and Mars is the God of war.   So let's take the meanings … Continue reading Tuesday Bitterness

Yeah, yeah water is good and essential to life and has no calories, blah, blah.  It cleans our clothes and our dishes and cleanses.  But let's talk about all the bitter things and I'm sure you will agree with me that we should be way more bitter about water.  First, how about when you are … Continue reading Water bitterness

Dilbert is bitter about raises and work and his boss.  Wow, we have a lot in common.  Though I think he probably makes more in a month than I make in a year.  And he isn't even real.  This is making me so bitter.

You may have noticed that I wasn't blogging last week.  It's because I was on vacation.  So just so you know, vacations make me so bitter.  For instance, I plan and I plan for months and months to go to Hawaii.  And by plan, I mean my wife tells me when we will go and … Continue reading Vacation bitterness

The Lakers make me so bitter.  There is a reason why the Lakers are the team that people love to hate.  As much as I can't stand Kobe Bryant for his arrogance and his pure dislike of other people that stand in his way of total domination, that isn't it.   As any sports fan knows the Lakers … Continue reading Los Angeles Laker Bitterness

Social media makes me so bitter.  It has been said that if you aren't on the major social media vehicles that you don't exist.   As a bitter person, I know that I don't exist and I don't need some social thing telling everyone that I don't.  I mean what happened to the old days where … Continue reading Social Media bitterness

Hollywood makes me so bitter.  It's always hogging the spotlight from every other town.  I mean for some reason Hollywood takes credit for all the movies made in the world.  I mean what about poor Studio City or even Los Angeles.  Do you have any idea how bitter LA is knowing that you have some … Continue reading Hollywood Bitterness

The hunger games make me so bitter.   I kept waiting the whole movie to see the food that they would get rewarded for when they won the games (On the bitter blog I put spoiler warnings after I spoil it for you, so as to allow you to share in the bitterness).  Not one grape, not an … Continue reading Hunger Games Review Bitterness

The lottery makes me so bitter.  Why do I have put down my bitter earned money just to buy a ticket?  Shouldn't the lottery just be something where the president just picks a number between 1 and 350,000,000 and whoever's citizen number that is gets the money? They just make it so complicated!  I mean who has time … Continue reading Lottery Bitterness

Quotes make me so bitter.  Let's just admit it.  Most of the inspirational quotes we read are from dead guys.  How do we even know that they said them? It's not like they can prove it right?  And most of them are about how we should do stuff and not let days pass by without … Continue reading Quote Bitterness