There was a time about 13 years ago, when there was a baseball team worth following in this town called the Mariners. They were in the midst of taking a very specific type of steroids that caused them to be able to hit a baseball out of the the baseball park, and pitch fast enough … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season
Month: March 2014
Mayhemy Friday Gifitures
March is the worst. You know the drill. There is the weather, that really let's be honest goes in like a lion and out like a lion. There is your finals that you have to get ready for, unless you are not in school. Or it is your fiscal year end at work and you … Continue reading Mayhemy Friday Gifitures
Bitter Advertising Slogans
I am a liar. Every. Single. Day. Every day, someone asks me how I'm doing and I almost always reply, "Good." or "Fine." when I should always be saying, "Bitter. How bouch you?" to which they will probably reply, "Good." or "Fine." which is an even a bigger lie or "Can't complain." What … Continue reading Bitter Advertising Slogans
Bitter Bartholomew’s Guest Post – The Stolen Time Machine and Going Bitter to the Future
Hello futuristic internet journalists (Bitter Ben calls them bloggers? Sounds like a buddy of mine who works in a forest cutting down trees.) My name is Bitter Bartholomew and I was asked by Bitter Ben to do a guest post? Not sure what that means, but I have allowed to use my post as a … Continue reading Bitter Bartholomew’s Guest Post – The Stolen Time Machine and Going Bitter to the Future
In case you missed it…because you were outdooring
It is pretty tempting this time of year to go outside. Supposedly even if the stupid hamster saw his shadow, it is spring. The weather is sunny just about everywhere except here and warming up. The nuisances called birds and yardwork are returning and snow is melting. Some people are tired of staying inside, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were outdooring
Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
Hey guys, remember my post yesterday? You know, the one where I was reporting the news about the evil cloud empire and at the end I was being taken away because I was spilling all their guarded secrets? (Did you know when you put data in the cloud they are just stealing all your credit cards and … Continue reading Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
Bitterness in the clouds
BREAKING NEWS. This is Bitter Ben from Bitter Entertainment Network reporting to you live, recorded from my seat at the library where I do my live recorded newsfeed each and every 6 months or so. I'm here today to report to you about a hidden danger that lives among us. Every day these bitter balls of gas and … Continue reading Bitterness in the clouds
A Bitterly Late St. Patrick’s Day and Bitterizing Quotes Part 2
In case you forgot, yesterday was St. Patrick's day (and I think you know why some people forget St. Patrick's Day...). I think most people are foggy about the reason why we celebrate it, but I'm more foggy on why we don't get the day off. I may not be Irish, but I do like … Continue reading A Bitterly Late St. Patrick’s Day and Bitterizing Quotes Part 2
In case you missed…In case you missed it from last week bitterness
Talk about boring and meta. Just when you thought this blog couldn't be any more boring, I decided to do an in case you missed it, about an in case you missed it that I missed doing last week. Confused and zoning out yet? Good. Now I can just remind myself of what I did … Continue reading In case you missed…In case you missed it from last week bitterness
Tired Friday Gifture Bitterness
I don't know if it is the fact that daylight savings time happened this week, or that the fact that I have been asked to do work at my job this week, or that I just decided to not sleep this week, but I'm tired. The only tired I want to do is Retired. And … Continue reading Tired Friday Gifture Bitterness
Ninja Bitterness
You know those stupid career assessment tests you take in high school and college that ask moronic questions about your character traits to determine what career best suits your personality? Since I'm not technical, I don't like math, I'm an introvert, I like working with little or no supervision (and by little I mean none), … Continue reading Ninja Bitterness
2 Years, and 300 posts of Bitterness
Back on March 8, 2012, I was pretty bitter. Just like every other day, but this day, I had enough of anonymously being bitter. I had complained one too many times about how hardcore my job sucked to my co-workers and so they called started calling me Bitter Ben. So on that day, I found … Continue reading 2 Years, and 300 posts of Bitterness
It’s I Don’t Fricken Care Friday Giftures
It's Frickin Friday and I don't care. I don't care about work, or science or what I cram down my pie hole. And by that I mean Pizza. I'm gonna slap some tomato sauce or paste or whatever on some crust, lots and lots of cheese, whatever kind, and pepperoni, put it in an oven, … Continue reading It’s I Don’t Fricken Care Friday Giftures
My terrible interview with James Lipton on Inside the Bitter Actor’s Studio
As you may know, I was recently preparing my speech for my nomination to get into the Bitter Hall of Fame. Though I was nominated, I didn't get in. As per normal, I got within in one vote of getting in and I blame the people who don't follow my blog. To say I am bitter about it is an … Continue reading My terrible interview with James Lipton on Inside the Bitter Actor’s Studio
A preview for my speech into the Bitter Hall of Fame
I was watching the credits of a movie the other day, and they were long. Really long. An hour and a half later, I woke up and they were still running. Sure it was an epic show, (so much drama, Grown Ups 2) , but what I learned is that it clearly it takes a lot … Continue reading A preview for my speech into the Bitter Hall of Fame
In case you missed it…because you were watching some award losing movies
Welcome to the off orange colored carpet, where we welcome all the really bad stars of really bad movies. As you know almost every single person either nominated or not nominated loses, so let us really focus on how much a bunch of losers we all really are. To do so, let's rehash old(all … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were watching some award losing movies
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