Bitter Picture of the Week

This chocolate seems a little like me.  In it's core, it is chocolate.  But all the other milk chocolate and sweet chocolate are busy being popular with people.  Nobody cares about the bitter chocolate sitting on the shelf being ignored. But they all have the potential to be like me if left on the shelf and ignored. … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week

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Monday Night football referee bitterness

As some of you might have seen, there was a football game last night.  Sometimes they decide to break from the normal of playing on Sundays and play a game on Mondays.  Why?  Who knows.  Football is such a rigid and rules based league.  Every little thing you do wrong is penalized.  So anyways, the … Continue reading Monday Night football referee bitterness

The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness

The temperature makes me so bitter.  You want to know why some people are so fascinated by the weather?  Yeah I would like to know too.  I am not a fan of small talk.  So how is the weather out there in Seattle?  I don't know look at weather.com!  Or read about it in your newspaper's extended … Continue reading The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness

“Welcome to my world” bitterness

The phrase "welcome to my world" makes me so bitter.  To be fair with the people that do say that, I complain A LOT.  I complain out loud and I grumble to myself.  If I'm not complaining on my blog, I'm complaining on Facebook or to my kids or to my co-workers.  I especially complain in … Continue reading “Welcome to my world” bitterness

The bitter environment

The environment makes me so bitter.  I understand this is not going to make me popular because the environment is such vital, protected thing.  Everyone loves the environment.  It can do no wrong.  The trees give us oxygen so we can breathe.  The ozone layer protects us from cancer and rabies and flesh eating viruses … Continue reading The bitter environment

Why reading my blog is such a good idea! bitterness

You know how the Joker says in the Dark Knight, that if you're good at something you never do it for free?  Since I am really good at annoying people, I have decided that I will charge people for NOT reading my blog.  Because I am very entertaining on the blog and am doing that … Continue reading Why reading my blog is such a good idea! bitterness

The bitter Batman

Batman makes me so bitter.  I've got a beef with Mr. Bruce Wayne/Dark Knight man.  Look Mr. Wayne, I get that you are bitter like me.  Your parents were shot right in front of you.  That would be pretty tragic.  But let's be honest.  You have a lot of things to not be bitter about.  He has  pretty … Continue reading The bitter Batman

Bitter Mice Continued

It has come to my attention that in my haste to post bitterness about mice, I have left quite a few out.  It is because of this mistake that in my bitterness I include some left out.  My apologies to Stuart Little who was left off the list.  It is because he is part of … Continue reading Bitter Mice Continued