Talk about taking your breath away. This Medify MA-125 Air Purifier, can literally take your breath and filter it. And your house. * When I was an amateur shaver, I remember the trepidation I felt when I first put the electric shaver to my face. The trepidation was much worse than the actual shave. After … Continue reading Take Your Breath Away BFG’s
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Universe Hopping BFG’s
I'm a big fan of the Transformers Universe. From the moment I watched the first episode, I was Transfixed. It hooked me because of the robot changing to the car thing, but there was something simple that Transformers did that made Transformers so much more relatable to me than say, Star Wars. Like most Sci-Fi, … Continue reading Universe Hopping BFG’s
Hospital Bitterness
I may or may not have recently visited the hospital recently. I think some people love them, because they help save lives or help sick people or other important jobs like that. I get that hospitals don't make much money, because they charge so little for their services. I have heard from a reliable source … Continue reading Hospital Bitterness
Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
There have been a lot of big disasters lately. Floods in Colorado, a government that is so lazy that they are making excuses about why they can't "come in to work today" (something about their healthcare, IE faking sick again) and the ending of Breaking Bad(I heard it was a show about chemistry. Uh, wow that … Continue reading Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Doesn't it make you bitter when you are trying to take a picture of something and someone photobombs your perfectly terrible and blurry picture? I was trying to take a picture of my toe and this T-shirt totally photobombed my picture. It came out of nowhere, jumped in my photo, acted like a jerk, then left, … Continue reading Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
With the recent outbreak (get it?) of popular movies like World War Z and television shows like The Walking Dead people are worried about a zombie apocalypse. They should be worried. Though it appears that most of us are just normal, average, everday citizens, the Zombie Apocalypse is actually upon us right now. If you don't … Continue reading Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
Tent Bitterness
Welcome to Shelter 102 in The B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness, Bitterian students! If you are here, you should have taken the pre-requisite, Shelter 101, Idiots that don't know anything about Shelter. I hope you all had a dreadfully bitter weekend . Address any complaints to way overwhelmed TA. If you did happen to have a good weekend, don't … Continue reading Tent Bitterness
Mailman Bitterness
I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
Earth Day Bitterness
April is an awesome month for a number of reasons. First of all, April stalks March and puts it out of its misery the moment it ends. Even at young age, I recognized that March made me bitter. Growing up in South Dakota, the weather was miserable, it was always a rough month for homework with … Continue reading Earth Day Bitterness
Bitter Smile
So when WordPress sends you an email notifying you that you are being Freshly Pressed can you refuse? I mean do you really want a whole bunch of people around the WordPress universe reading garbage about bitterness? They would much rather read about the exciting, scary future of mobile phones, private vs. public grief and … Continue reading Bitter Smile
Light Bitterness
This weekend I spent some time reflecting on this time of year(in between all the other bitter things I was doing). Daylight savings time happened, which causes us to lose an hour from our weekend, and I didn't get my much needed lazy hour on the couch. It made me wonder what else about Daylight Savings time made me bitter. Then it came to … Continue reading Light Bitterness
Space bitterness
I am a pretty simple person. I don't ask for much. A million dollars in unmarked bills, an underground car storage facility and a media room with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound. I just need the basics. The problem is that there is one basic need I have that I'm not getting enough of. Space. No … Continue reading Space bitterness
Bitter Quote of the week
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” ― Betty Reese I don't know Betty Reese and she probably doesn't know me (unless she reads bitter blogs or goes to the same gym I avoid) but she has accidently made an awesome quote about … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the week
Evil Genius Bitterness
As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally. My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness
Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
Today is January 2nd, or as I like to call it, everyone returns from vacation to school and work day. Everyone is all bitter because they don't want to return to work or school and they take it out on me. They drive their cars on the road that I was so used to owning … Continue reading Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
Sign bitterness
Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look. Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week
This lemon was just minding his business being all comfortable on the tree, trying to get ripe and all of a sudden someone picks on him(uh I mean picks him). Do you blame this lemon for being a little bitter and sarcastic? When life gives you lemons, try not to make them bitter. Besides, everyone just wants … Continue reading Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week
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