Bitter Film Review of Gravity Starring Sandra Bullock

  There are bad movies that are so bad that they are still good.  Then there are good movies that are so good they are really bad.  Then there are movies like Gravity starring Sandra Bullock and kind of George Clooney.  Yes, I am talking about a movie that came out last October and made … Continue reading Bitter Film Review of Gravity Starring Sandra Bullock

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In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much

If you a regular reader of this crap, uh I mean this blog, then you certainly didn't miss much by skipping out this week.  In fact, I didn't really miss much either, deciding that watching paint dry and grass grow much more interesting that deciding to do a blog for the amusement of no one.  … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much

Wasted Friday Giftures

Time.  Energy. Resources.  Money.  These are things that are limited and valuable.  These are also things that I have dedicated my life to wasting.  I have put my absolute minimum into making sure that all my resources have been put into the absolute worst possible use.  If there was a bad idea, I've funded it.  … Continue reading Wasted Friday Giftures

Bitter Wastecation

There is a lot of stress going on in this world (most of mine caused by myself) and a lot of ways that people deal with it.  Some people like to workout (why again?) others like to use something called retail therapy (whatever the crap that is) and still other like to write.  The last … Continue reading Bitter Wastecation

In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store

  I got kicked out of the house this weekend because my mini me daughter had her birthday and she wanted to do it with other female humans.  So I had to get off the couch and stop being annoying dad for a little bit.  Mini me boy decided that he didn't want to go … Continue reading In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store

Real Moving Friday Giftures

  It's been an exhausting week.  I've learned things, like maybe I want to live on Neptune, not only because it rains diamonds there, but also there are so few people there.  Maybe even none. And if that is even a remote possibility, then...Probably not though.  There is a whole Neptunerds that just want to talk … Continue reading Real Moving Friday Giftures

Bitter Advice Thursday, Man(B.A.T.MAN)

I told you I was Batman.  You totally didn't believe me! If you read this blog with any regularity, (meaning you read on Monday) I asked the question to you if you wanted Bitter Advice from.  I thought it was a joke, because really? Someone wants advice from me? But a few people responded (with … Continue reading Bitter Advice Thursday, Man(B.A.T.MAN)

My Bitter Secret Identity

  I'm going to let you all in on a little secret.  This one will probably take you a little time to process, but here goes.  I'm Batman.  Go ahead, gasp at your desk, or your phone or your Ipad.  Okay, have you had a chance to breathe?  Yes, I know it's a little risky … Continue reading My Bitter Secret Identity

The Bitter Realm Part 2

So, I did a post last week about leaving this realm and going to another because doing stuff in this realm is hard and I'm laaazy.  This is the continuation of that post, which bored and astounded no one.  If you want something to put you to sleep, read the first part right here.  If … Continue reading The Bitter Realm Part 2

Bitter Advice Column

Hello bitter people who occasionally read my blog.  I have a question for you.  Yeah you.  You know.  The one that reads this because you are bored at work and you have no access to anything on the internet but WordPress.... Yeah you.  One commenter of my blog suggested that I am really good at giving … Continue reading Bitter Advice Column

In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage

It's that time of year when you allow those annoying people that you can't stand(other people) to invade your yard and pay to take the crap that you are trying to get rid of.  While you do get a little bit of money (let me stress a little), the trade off is that you have … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage

Hitting a Wall Friday Giftures

You know how when you get to Friday and you've just given everything you can and you just can't give anymore? Well, I usually feel like that by Monday, so you can imagine how little I care by today.  Sometimes you've just got to suck it up and be bitterly done on Friday and slump … Continue reading Hitting a Wall Friday Giftures

The Bitter Realm Part 1

    After much contemplation (day dreaming at work) and coming to realization that I can't stand anyone anymore, I have decided that I have had enough of this realm.  This earth has too much gravity (it's always holding me down) and the trees (with their fancy leaves and their condescending looks from above)have ruled here too long. I'm … Continue reading The Bitter Realm Part 1

In case you missed it…because you were busy celebrating Independence Day by being with you Framily

Most of you, myself included, probably wanted to spend your whole weekend alone, playing video games, watching Netflix and trolling people on the internet worldwide.  My guess is that you, just like me, had to spend time with either your family or your friends because "it's the holiday weekend" and "holidays are for getting together … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy celebrating Independence Day by being with you Framily

Explosively Bitter Giftures

Some people think the Fourth of July (or Independence Day as some people call it) is all about independence or picnic baskets with egg salad and red, white and blue Cheetos, but they are wrong because that is an opinion and only my opinion is right.  So I know you are on pins and needles, … Continue reading Explosively Bitter Giftures

In case you missed it…because you were busy getting lost in the forest

On the weekends, I rarely venture off the land mass known as leather couch island, but for some reason some miniature life form kept brow beating me to leave the island as as he does from time to time.  Instead of continuing to allow my unshaven brows to receive a Mike Tyson like beating, I … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy getting lost in the forest