Bitter Retirement

  I know I look pretty old for a 41 year old, but that's because I'm really only 6.  I have lived a hard life of eating food, laying on the couch and pretending to type things at work to make them think I'm working. Ever since I was young, I've always wanted to be … Continue reading Bitter Retirement

Thanksgiving Friday Pictures Bitterness

It's Black Friday, so that means I assume everyone is out getting pummeled by other people just so they can a TV that is worth a $1000 for $900.  The Waltons are probably at home enjoying the cameras outside their Walmart for Black Friday Fight Club.  Before we talk about Black Friday tragedies, let's just … Continue reading Thanksgiving Friday Pictures Bitterness

Bitter Smile

So when WordPress sends you an email notifying you that you are being Freshly Pressed can you refuse?  I mean do you really want a whole bunch of people around the WordPress universe reading garbage about bitterness?  They would much rather read about the exciting, scary future of mobile phones, private vs. public grief and … Continue reading Bitter Smile

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Bitter pictures of the week

Hopefully it never rains on my couch.  If it does, know that I will be blogging from said couch and writing a 200,000 word post about why I am so bitter.  Speaking of being bitter, I should have been bitter blogging yesterday. Contrary to my life as a couch dweller, I decided to go against type … Continue reading Bitter pictures of the week

Space bitterness

I am a pretty simple person.  I don't ask for much.  A million dollars in unmarked bills, an underground car storage facility and a media room with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound.  I just need the basics.  The problem is that there is one basic need I have that I'm not getting enough of.  Space.  No … Continue reading Space bitterness

Bitter Quote of the week

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” ― Betty Reese I don't know Betty Reese and she probably doesn't know me (unless she reads bitter blogs or goes to the same gym I avoid) but she has accidently made an awesome quote about … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the week

100th blog post bitterness

It all started out with a dream.  It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream.  I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about.  I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness