I'm not good at a lot of things, but I am a master manipulator. Not so much people, but words. My craft is about placing a letter here, a word there, and misdirect over there, and all of a sudden people are crying, mobs are raging, and everyone is becoming more bitter. I like to … Continue reading AI Got Played BFG’s
Laziness
Come out and Play Bitter Friday Giftures
When I was in 3rd and 4th grade, I was a fairly athletic and yet very lazy person. The neighborhood kids at my school always wanted to play football after school and would call a bunch of people to come play. When I was done with school all I wanted to do was come home … Continue reading Come out and Play Bitter Friday Giftures
Swift Kick in the Bitter Friday Giftures
I don't know if you know it, but your teenager does and they will tell you about it Swiftly. Taylor Swift dropped a surprise album last night, which has kind of become a little trendy for the big singers. I'm sure if I dropped a surprise album last night, it would still be a … Continue reading Swift Kick in the Bitter Friday Giftures
Guest Post: Stork Reality by Sam at Delusions of Pretension
I used to be a blogging snob, not allowing other people to guest post or do any reblogging, because I thought it would sully the bitter vibe all over this blog. I didn't think anyone else's opinion on bitterness would ever be anywhere near mine, (which it isn't by the way) but that doesn't … Continue reading Guest Post: Stork Reality by Sam at Delusions of Pretension
It’s Time to Bail Gifture Friday
In case you didn't know it, I am here to remind you that today is Friday. Â That means it is time to bail. Time to throw aside your work clothes and put on "Casual Friday" clothes. Â Time to bail on your diet that you committed to on Jan. 1 and get some pizza instead … Continue reading It’s Time to Bail Gifture Friday
Bitter Daymares
The other night, I was asked to perform the husbandly task of moving a box of something that was placed somewhere inside to a location outside. Â When it comes to being useful around the house (or anywhere for that matter) I am the Wally from Dilbert fame. Â I stealth in and out of situations be … Continue reading Bitter Daymares
How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
Welcome to the first bi-annual, monthly weekly conference for Bitter Workaholics Anonymous. Â I am your keynote speaker, Bitter Ben, and I am a non-recovering non-workaholic. I do my best at work to only focus on the things that are most important at work. Â Blogging, browsing of the internet, games, texting and catching up on my … Continue reading How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store
I got kicked out of the house this weekend because my mini me daughter had her birthday and she wanted to do it with other female humans. So I had to get off the couch and stop being annoying dad for a little bit. Mini me boy decided that he didn't want to go … Continue reading In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store
Lazy Saturday Bitterness
I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. Â While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Â Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. Â No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
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