Ride or Die Friday Giftures

While I was on vacation a few weeks ago, I just happened to be flipping the stations and came upon the movie Fast and Furious 6.  I hadn't seen one of those movies since the 3rd or 4th iteration and was totally curious to find out if Vin Diesel had grown as an actor.  Of … Continue reading Ride or Die Friday Giftures

Outdoor Bitterness

When I was growing up, one of my first memories was when I was 6 years old.  My brother and I got home from an excersion of some sort(might have been a vacation trip or a trip to the grocery store.  You expect me to remember?  I was 6.)  I was dressed in my Superman pajamas and my brother was in his Batman pj's … Continue reading Outdoor Bitterness

School carnival bitterness

As you have may have read in the past, I am a Demusement park owner.  Disneyland was a place modeled after my park Bitterland.  The difference is that at Bitterland, I deliberately have disdain for my customers and I am honest about it, while Disney tries to hide the fact that it only loves your … Continue reading School carnival bitterness

Bitter News with Pictures

Sarcasm is my second language.  The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue.  I hope to someday learn English fluently.  When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm.  Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures

Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with

Hi, Bitter People and others.  There is something that I want to get off my chest.  I have to admit that lately I've been feeling empty.  Don't get me wrong.  Being bitter is great and all.  But I have been missing something my whole life and this morning I finally figured what it was.  I … Continue reading Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with

Bitter Contest Loser

Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something?  Last week or the week before or something?  Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest.  Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser

Bitter Pic of the week

I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month.  I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers.  I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week

Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness

If you have seen the movie video game movie Wreck-it Ralph(which I may or may not have forced my kids to go to), then you know that it is all about a bad guy named Wreck-it Ralph.  If you haven't seen it, then pause this blog, go get a 60 HDTV, with surround sound, a … Continue reading Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness

Bitter Contest Where you could win something

I have long been a fan of the lottery and it's miniscule chances to win billions of dollars.  I am a sucker for not buying lottery tickets and hoping to win the big prize.  Bitterly, I haven't won yet and I blame the system for not allowing me to win it just by wishing and … Continue reading Bitter Contest Where you could win something