Magically Bitter Friday Gifitures

Magic has been in the air lately.  By in the air, I mean on the air.  And by on the air, I mean on TV.  Now You See Me, The Wonder Burt Wonderstone, Harry Potter... They have all been on TV this week, which means that magic is in the air.  So I assume that … Continue reading Magically Bitter Friday Gifitures

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Winning the Complaining Game

Some people think that America's pastime is baseball, lacrosse, or barbequing on the Fourth of July.  Sure, those things are all pretty American, but those things on occupy our time when we have leisure time.  I don't know about you, but I spend most of my time at work dreaming about leisure time, that other things … Continue reading Winning the Complaining Game

Xbox bitterness (aka Xbitterness)

People like shiny things.  Many of you, not me, are fooled by stuff that looks new and has be purchased because it will make you look like a vampire from Twilight.  Instead I prefer to wait to get the next big thing until it is year's old.  (See: my phone, my clothes, my house, car, … Continue reading Xbox bitterness (aka Xbitterness)

In case you missed it…because you were reading the comics

Back in the old days, when I was just a little bitter chump, one of my lazy Sunday afternoon activities was reading this thing called a newspaper, which was printed on paper.  Besides making a horrible mess on your hands, it was also the punchline of a really horrible joke.  Which reminds me.  What's black … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were reading the comics

Friday Giftures Losing

Losing is a way of life for a bitter person.  From the very start I found a way to turn almost sure wins into bitter defeats.  Before my arms were able to do anything but move around spastically like a Saturday Morning Cartoon, my mom would pretend to feed me stuff that looked like pudding, but … Continue reading Friday Giftures Losing

President’s Day Bitterness

For 13 years now, or basically every year since I started working at my current job that I hate, the worst day of every year is one that you wouldn't expect.  It is the day after President's Day and it is for particular reasons. 1. It is about a month and a half before our … Continue reading President’s Day Bitterness

In case you missed it…Because you were busy becoming a Bitter All-Star

As you know, it is NBA All-Star Weekend and it is all about millionaires celebrating how great they are.  They work really hard at not playing defense, lazily dunking on each other and trying to outdo each other to prove who is the Alpha Male of all Alpha Males in world of basketball.  Because you … Continue reading In case you missed it…Because you were busy becoming a Bitter All-Star

The Bitter Gravity of Friday Giftures

Gravity has been working hard this week.  Snow had been pressing down on the east coast; skiers, snowboarders and curlers have fought it miserably in a place called Sochi, and gravity has even claimed billions of dollars from wallets on Valentine's Day crap.  Luckily, the old guy on those H&R Block commercials is going to give me all my … Continue reading The Bitter Gravity of Friday Giftures

In case you missed it…Cause you were busy ignoring me all week

This week I spent a lot time and effort writing words and putting pictures on this blog in order to make sure people were completely ignoring me and they didn't disappoint. First, I typed some nonsensical words about Lego's and the Lego Movie and how they are so stupid, that they are only good for … Continue reading In case you missed it…Cause you were busy ignoring me all week

Revenge of the Giftitures

My entire life and I assume everyone else's, people have been mean.  That is thing about us humans.  We have an innate desire to be mean.  The way you react to people shows the type of person you are.  Most people do their best to turn the other cheek or discuss their feelings with someone about how the mean thing makes … Continue reading Revenge of the Giftitures

Lego Bitterness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtu62Gklgso When I was in my formative toy playing years (1973-1987 uh...2014), I was a huge, unapologetic Transformer fanboy.  No need to be a hater or jealous. I would probably still have a Generation 1 Optimus Prime in mint condition in the box(worth $550 on ebay) had I not pulled Optimus Prime out of the … Continue reading Lego Bitterness

In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week

Clearly there is nothing on TV tonight, especially if you are looking for some Sunday night football related television programming.  I think there is an animal show about some horses and a bird from the sea, and then later there was someone playing from Mars and a red hot chili peppers eating contest somewhere, but … Continue reading In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week