Bitter News with Pictures

Sarcasm is my second language.  The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue.  I hope to someday learn English fluently.  When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm.  Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures

Door Bitterness

I would like to apologize for yesterday's post.  As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark.  It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?"  If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness

40 reasons to be Bitter

Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter.  Today, I am old and bitter.  For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day.  In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter

Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Millions of people suffer from the affliction known as passive aggressiveness.  If you don't know what this means, consider how you would react to a situation like the one above.  If you would go ape nuts on the guy above and attack him, you aren't passive aggressive.  If you would smile, walk away and plot … Continue reading Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Bitter Podcast

Just a quick shout out to everyone who thought I would never be in any other medium but WordPress.  A nice person who has a fantastic blog kriskarria, decided that they were a glutton for punishment and wanted to read one of my most terrible blog posts out loud.  I felt so bad for her … Continue reading Bitter Podcast

Bitter song of the Week

Bitter Ben's Ipod here.  You may remember me from such posts as this one.  And no other posts.   Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving.  He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously.  Which is … Continue reading Bitter song of the Week

Light Bitterness

This weekend I spent some time reflecting on this time of year(in between all the other bitter things I was doing).  Daylight savings time happened, which causes us to lose an hour from our weekend, and I didn't get my much needed lazy hour on the couch.  It made me wonder what else about Daylight Savings time made me bitter.  Then it came to … Continue reading Light Bitterness

Bitter Benniversary

It's time to celebrate my doing bensbitterblog for 1 year now.  Oooh let the celebrations begin.  Let's applaud me for doing something for a whole year.  Especially something really hard like writing about things that irritate me and make me bitter.  I should be so proud of my accomplishment.  Let's be honest.  There are at least a thousand things … Continue reading Bitter Benniversary

100th blog post bitterness

It all started out with a dream.  It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream.  I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about.  I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness

Evil Genius Bitterness

As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally.  My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness

The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5

Every once in a while a movie can be magical.  You can be completely transported to another place, or time or be another person.  I remember the first time I saw the Karate Kid.  When I got home my parents couldn't get me to stop karate chopping my brother or stop me from doing that crane move … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5

The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition

Each of the four Disney Parks have a symbol of the park, essentially not only the theme of the park, but also the center of the park.  Magic Kingdom is of course the princess castle, Animal Kingdom is a big tree (yes, a tree), Disney Studios(which we will talk about later) is the Magic Hat that Mickey wears in … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition

Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness

The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness

Sign bitterness

Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look.  Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness