Mascot Bitter Friday Giftures

Why do you think March Madness the ultimate time of year for so many people? Well, some say it is for college basketball. You know, the crazy upsets, the buzzer beaters and the nail biting games. Or it could be the one-in-a-million shot that you could accidentally fill out a Final Four bracket in your … Continue reading Mascot Bitter Friday Giftures

DeepFake Bitter Friday Giftures

The reason I know that I was meant to live in this period of history, is because this is the best time period to be lazy. Imagine me trying to get away with being lazy in Jurassic Park era. As soon as I decided that I wanted to hang out in the cave, I would … Continue reading DeepFake Bitter Friday Giftures

Selling a Piece of History Bitter Friday Giftures

For anyone who read my blog post on Tuesday, I promised a big announcement and since I am really good at disappointing all of you, here it is. But before I announce it let's get some context. You see, in recent days, something weird has taken over the news. You might have seen it in … Continue reading Selling a Piece of History Bitter Friday Giftures

Headphone Bitter Friday Giftures

I've always been a big advocate of people leaving me alone. One of my best defenses against people talking to me was this marvelous invention called headphones. When people see them on me, they should assume that I am listening to something of utmost importance, even if I'm only listening to a goofy podcast, or … Continue reading Headphone Bitter Friday Giftures

Racing Trains Bitter Friday Giftures

Remember the end of the original The Fast and the Furious movie where Vin Diesel and Paul Walker were racing and they were being chased by the cops? They ended up racing against a train and barely avoided getting hit by it. Well, you can now call me the Fast and the Bitter. Well, that … Continue reading Racing Trains Bitter Friday Giftures

Cartoonish Behavior Bitter Friday Giftures

Last week I talked about when I was a kid and how people were always trying to get me to go play more sports. I guess sports were supposed to teach me about getting in shape, working with a bunch of other people and following rules or something. As you can see, all those things … Continue reading Cartoonish Behavior Bitter Friday Giftures

Come out and Play Bitter Friday Giftures

When I was in 3rd and 4th grade, I was a fairly athletic and yet very lazy person. The neighborhood kids at my school always wanted to play football after school and would call a bunch of people to come play. When I was done with school all I wanted to do was come home … Continue reading Come out and Play Bitter Friday Giftures

The Great Equalizer Bitter Friday Giftures

There is a video that I saw on Facebook that I saw quite a while ago that has stuck with me for some time. It was last year and it was a comedic video about how much Disney dominated the world of entertainment and now they were going to take on Netflix with Disney+. It … Continue reading The Great Equalizer Bitter Friday Giftures

Bitter News with Pictures

Sarcasm is my second language.  The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue.  I hope to someday learn English fluently.  When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm.  Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures

Door Bitterness

I would like to apologize for yesterday's post.  As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark.  It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?"  If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness

40 reasons to be Bitter

Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter.  Today, I am old and bitter.  For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day.  In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter

Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Millions of people suffer from the affliction known as passive aggressiveness.  If you don't know what this means, consider how you would react to a situation like the one above.  If you would go ape nuts on the guy above and attack him, you aren't passive aggressive.  If you would smile, walk away and plot … Continue reading Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Bitter Podcast

Just a quick shout out to everyone who thought I would never be in any other medium but WordPress.  A nice person who has a fantastic blog kriskarria, decided that they were a glutton for punishment and wanted to read one of my most terrible blog posts out loud.  I felt so bad for her … Continue reading Bitter Podcast

Bitter song of the Week

Bitter Ben's Ipod here.  You may remember me from such posts as this one.  And no other posts.   Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving.  He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously.  Which is … Continue reading Bitter song of the Week

Light Bitterness

This weekend I spent some time reflecting on this time of year(in between all the other bitter things I was doing).  Daylight savings time happened, which causes us to lose an hour from our weekend, and I didn't get my much needed lazy hour on the couch.  It made me wonder what else about Daylight Savings time made me bitter.  Then it came to … Continue reading Light Bitterness

Bitter Benniversary

It's time to celebrate my doing bensbitterblog for 1 year now.  Oooh let the celebrations begin.  Let's applaud me for doing something for a whole year.  Especially something really hard like writing about things that irritate me and make me bitter.  I should be so proud of my accomplishment.  Let's be honest.  There are at least a thousand things … Continue reading Bitter Benniversary

100th blog post bitterness

It all started out with a dream.  It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream.  I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about.  I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness