Malls make me so bitter.  What about malls could possibly make me so bitter? It couldn't be the fact that I have to walk in order to get to stores.  I mean really, if I wanted to walk I would go on a treadmill.  And who would want to walk on a treadmill?  Treadmills are … Continue reading Mall bitterness

LOL's and all that text talk makes me so bitter.  What does it even mean?  Why are the youth of today so confusing with their fancy language? I've seen teenagers before.  LOLing is the farthest thing from what they are doing.  Picture 4 teenagers in a restaurant or sitting on a bench.  What are they … Continue reading LOL bitterness

Parking makes me so bitter.  I drive a car a lot, because you know I do stuff, like work at a place and then I have to drive home to a place, then I go to the grocery store or whatever or go to the mall and my monstrous car has to sit somewhere.  By … Continue reading Parking bitterness

Phones make me so bitter.  There must have been a telemarketer that was calling me in the room of the hospital when I was born, disturbing my birth. That is how bitter I am about phones.  I want to go back in time to when Alexander Graham Bell was working on it and tell him … Continue reading Phone Bitterness