Guest Post Bitterness – Matthew Bennett

I have been doing this blog thing for a long time and know for a fact that I have had no effect on anyone ever.  I know that I never really set out for that to happen anyways.   Other than the millions of dollars I would get for writing this blog, there was no … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness – Matthew Bennett

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Clock Bitterness

I am a busy person.  I have many duties to avoid at work, and when I come home a television that has all this programming that needs my attention.  In between, I have a phone has all these apps that constantly need updating with Tweets(last one 4 days ago), Facebook likes(don't really like anything about … Continue reading Clock Bitterness

Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Millions of people suffer from the affliction known as passive aggressiveness.  If you don't know what this means, consider how you would react to a situation like the one above.  If you would go ape nuts on the guy above and attack him, you aren't passive aggressive.  If you would smile, walk away and plot … Continue reading Passive Aggressive and Bitter Picture of the Week

Worst Movie’s Ever Bitterness

There is nothing more bitter in one's life than seeing an awesome trailer for a movie.  Not bitter because of the trailer, but because the movie itself is so much worse than the awesome trailer made it seem.  I guess there is another thing that is more bitter(bitterer?) than that.  When you are with a group … Continue reading Worst Movie’s Ever Bitterness

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Backpack Bitterness

I am not a teenager anymore.  I don't go to school.  I don't have important things to carry around.  I don't go on extended hikes in the mountains so I can get lost and find my way out.  Despite the fact that  I am none of those things, I still carry around a backpack.  I know I am a dork … Continue reading Backpack Bitterness

Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff.  I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear

New button bitterness

Normally I don't post on Tuesday, because it is my least favorite day of the week, but I have added a page at the top of the screen next to my about button.  The reason I did this is because I have been "nominated" for the internet blog awards that go around like Amway. They … Continue reading New button bitterness

Candy bitterness

I have been to some fantastic candy Meccas in the world like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Candyland.  Also, the Jelly Belly Factory in California, Theo's Chocolate in Seattle, and a place called Hershey, Pennsylvania. What did they all have in common? Boring tours.  But besides that, they were all excursions.  Theo's Chocolate was Seattle and is like 30 … Continue reading Candy bitterness

Bitter Podcast

Just a quick shout out to everyone who thought I would never be in any other medium but WordPress.  A nice person who has a fantastic blog kriskarria, decided that they were a glutton for punishment and wanted to read one of my most terrible blog posts out loud.  I felt so bad for her … Continue reading Bitter Podcast

Bitter song of the Week

Bitter Ben's Ipod here.  You may remember me from such posts as this one.  And no other posts.   Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving.  He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously.  Which is … Continue reading Bitter song of the Week

Light Bitterness

This weekend I spent some time reflecting on this time of year(in between all the other bitter things I was doing).  Daylight savings time happened, which causes us to lose an hour from our weekend, and I didn't get my much needed lazy hour on the couch.  It made me wonder what else about Daylight Savings time made me bitter.  Then it came to … Continue reading Light Bitterness

Bitter Benniversary

It's time to celebrate my doing bensbitterblog for 1 year now.  Oooh let the celebrations begin.  Let's applaud me for doing something for a whole year.  Especially something really hard like writing about things that irritate me and make me bitter.  I should be so proud of my accomplishment.  Let's be honest.  There are at least a thousand things … Continue reading Bitter Benniversary

Bitter Picture of the Week

  Acting is hard.  I have tried it zero times and from that experience, I found that I don't like it.  You have to memorize lines and deal with multiple assistants that just can't get the right temperature on your cold water, and dealing with the media who sometimes ask hard questions.  For instance,  What is … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week

Sock Bitterness

It has been said (by google) that only 1.9% of the world's population are twins.  In my family, there are two sets.  My mother has a twin brother, (who by the way barely looks or acts like her) and my sister has a twin boy and girl.  (I call them neice and nephew, but you … Continue reading Sock Bitterness

Bitter pictures of the week

Hopefully it never rains on my couch.  If it does, know that I will be blogging from said couch and writing a 200,000 word post about why I am so bitter.  Speaking of being bitter, I should have been bitter blogging yesterday. Contrary to my life as a couch dweller, I decided to go against type … Continue reading Bitter pictures of the week