Black Friday Giftures

    It's Black Friday and nothing says Black Friday like greed.  Black hearted rage, mixed with savings only 6 people will actually ever get, combined with angry, crazy people in a race for pole position for a chance at a ticket that may or may not get you into the room of a store … Continue reading Black Friday Giftures

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Lost in The Future – Disney Studios Edition

There's been all kinds of things written about the future.  I don't know if you know or care, but when Back to the Future came out in 1985, 30 years in the future was 2015.  Back to Future got some of those things right and some way off.  No the Cubs still haven't won a … Continue reading Lost in The Future – Disney Studios Edition

Make a walk for the border of Friday Giftures

You know, there are all kinds of people running around these days.  The 5K's are almost unlimited in scope from tough mudder's to color runs, to neon runs to running in your undies to the zombie runs to even Krispy Kreme runs.  Then there are night runs, early morning runs, runs to the grossery store, … Continue reading Make a walk for the border of Friday Giftures

Welcome to Bitter Convention (BitterCon) 2014

  Now that Halloween is over, winter is chilling people to the bone, Christmas decorations are going up way too early, and the malls are being filled bitter people ready to fight for super cheap crap that nobody wants for a gift, I'm sensing a growing amount of bitter people of the world. It occurs … Continue reading Welcome to Bitter Convention (BitterCon) 2014

Bitter Ben’s Book’s for Bitter Beginners

I work with a bunch of babies all day.  Children.  Whiny Brats.  They cry all day, and need to be fed and given attention all the time.  Any time they need something they ring and I'm supposed to answer.  This makes me fully qualified to write bitter things about them.  Along with being a bunch … Continue reading Bitter Ben’s Book’s for Bitter Beginners

Lost in Space…Universal Studios Space Edition

Some people think space is the final frontier, I say that is hooey.  I've been there and there wasn't much to discover.  There was some stars and some planets and some rocks and some moons and some suns and some weird looking people.  Not so much weird green people with almond shaped eyes, but more … Continue reading Lost in Space…Universal Studios Space Edition

I literally can’t even…do Bitter Friday Giftures

Apparently there is a movement among the young people of the world, particularly the high school aged ones that are having a hard time comprehending how they can even... Not sure what they can't even...Is it that they have to walk uphill both ways to school? Or is that they have to get up at … Continue reading I literally can’t even…do Bitter Friday Giftures

All in one Bitterness Device

  I've noticed lately that I'm not quite reaching all the people that I want to.  I don't know if Bitterness is dying just as much as leaves on all the trees around here, but it seems like this time of year, should bring bitterness about, not cause it to go into hibernation.  I looked … Continue reading All in one Bitterness Device

Surefire ways to get people to annoy you

I love advice.  I can't wait to hear it, swish it around like a fine glass of water, let it sink deep down into my soul, allow it to be knocked around inside my head, then ignore it completely.  So please give it to me.  I want all the advices.  Let me know all about … Continue reading Surefire ways to get people to annoy you

Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version

The forest is a place full of mystery, wonder and trees.  Lots and lots of trees.  Forests would be awesome if it wasn't for all the trees.  If you haven't noticed, especially at this time of year, trees are kind of jerks.  They litter constantly, they are always swaying and scratching and making spooky noises … Continue reading Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version

Coming up Short Friday Giftures

Though I am tall(er than most ants), this week was short, because I took Monday and Tuesday off not only from work but also from blogging.  The thing about short weeks is that they make the days you actually work last even longer.  Every hour is so magnified that each second lasts an hour, every hour lasts a day … Continue reading Coming up Short Friday Giftures

The Bitter Beard Battle of Movember

I have always had an issue with authority.  I don't like people telling me what to do.  I know, shocker right? As the last Tootsie roll fell from the hands of a reluctant, road weary candy shiller into the bucket of my children's overflowing Halloween bucket, dudes all around nation grabbed their razor's or electronic shavers and then … Continue reading The Bitter Beard Battle of Movember

Lost causes and Lost Bitter Posts Disney Chronicles Part 2

When I was 5 or so, my younger brother and I had just got some new pajamas.  Since I was the older and more bitter brother, of course, I got Superman and he got Batman pajamas.  Since I was imbued with all the superpowers of Superman, I didn't need my parents help for anything, so … Continue reading Lost causes and Lost Bitter Posts Disney Chronicles Part 2