Space bitterness

I am a pretty simple person.  I don't ask for much.  A million dollars in unmarked bills, an underground car storage facility and a media room with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound.  I just need the basics.  The problem is that there is one basic need I have that I'm not getting enough of.  Space.  No … Continue reading Space bitterness

Bitter Barista Bitterness

If you are from Seattle, maybe you have heard of this travesty of a blog called the "Bitter Barista".  I don't want to get this dude any more famous than he already is, but he is this guy who works at a coffee shop who started a blog about things that made him bitter while … Continue reading Bitter Barista Bitterness

Bitter Quote of the week

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” ― Betty Reese I don't know Betty Reese and she probably doesn't know me (unless she reads bitter blogs or goes to the same gym I avoid) but she has accidently made an awesome quote about … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the week

100th blog post bitterness

It all started out with a dream.  It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream.  I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about.  I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness

Valentine’s Day Bitterness

I wasn't going to post anything today because I did something yesterday and two posts on consecutive days.  Aahh....too much.  But I couldn't let this day go by without professing my love...for Dwight's bitterness.  I can't hold it back anymore.  I want to shout it to the world.  I want everyone to know that he … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Bitterness

Trial and Error bitterness

There have been some great combinations in the history of combinations.  There was Tango and Cash of the movie Tango and Cash.  There is the Reese's Peanut Butter claim of chocolate and peanut butter being a good combination.  How about a locker and a combination lock?  There is Romeo and Juliet, a combination of opposing families … Continue reading Trial and Error bitterness

Evil Genius Bitterness

As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally.  My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness

I am an idiot Bitterness

Some people are good at acting or singing or making art or accounting.  I respect those people for being good at those things.  Except for the accountant.  Why would you want to be good at numbers?  So boorrrinng.  The art of creativity is awesome and people should be appreciated for their art whatever that may … Continue reading I am an idiot Bitterness

My bitter Brain

I'm fed up.  I'm tired of it all. The bossiness, the neediness, the selfishness, the rudeness and the constant joking at my expense. I have been doing what my brain has been telling me for let's whole life.  It's time for a change, a revolt, an uprising or a bitter protest.  For some reason my brain … Continue reading My bitter Brain

How to waste your entire life Bitterness

  If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy.   I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience.  Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know."  So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness