It was a cool day in South Dakota in September 1984, and I got home from school and threw my bag down. I went to the den and turned on our massive 17-inch TV by hand to watch some after school cartoons. Little did I know at that moment, I would be witnessing the beginning … Continue reading The Apology Tour BFG’s
Month: August 2026
Dadvice BFG’s
I've been collecting Dadvice like some kids collect Pokémon cards. Unfortunately, I'm losing brain cells almost as fast as I collect the Dadvice, so if I don't write these things down, they will be lost to the netherworld. My daughter is getting married and I've been told that I have to give a speech for … Continue reading Dadvice BFG’s
Mythical Creatures BFG’s
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey came out three weeks ago. I haven't seen or even read the Odyssey. I have seen the Simpson's, so I do know a little about the author, Homer Simpson. I know that he is yellow, that he has a wife Marge, and three kids, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie, and in addition to … Continue reading Mythical Creatures BFG’s
Ben's Bitter Blog 