Recently, I did a blog post about the fact that I've been blogging for 9 years now. Which seems crazy, because I barely have the attention span of a gnat. This blog is older than most gnats. Except for that gnat that looks like Prince Phillip. You might think that I've done nothing else in … Continue reading Bitter Book Bitterness
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DeepFake Bitter Friday Giftures
The reason I know that I was meant to live in this period of history, is because this is the best time period to be lazy. Imagine me trying to get away with being lazy in Jurassic Park era. As soon as I decided that I wanted to hang out in the cave, I would … Continue reading DeepFake Bitter Friday Giftures
Selling a Piece of History Bitter Friday Giftures
For anyone who read my blog post on Tuesday, I promised a big announcement and since I am really good at disappointing all of you, here it is. But before I announce it let's get some context. You see, in recent days, something weird has taken over the news. You might have seen it in … Continue reading Selling a Piece of History Bitter Friday Giftures
Ride or Die Friday Giftures
While I was on vacation a few weeks ago, I just happened to be flipping the stations and came upon the movie Fast and Furious 6. I hadn't seen one of those movies since the 3rd or 4th iteration and was totally curious to find out if Vin Diesel had grown as an actor. Of … Continue reading Ride or Die Friday Giftures
Realistic Expectations for Houses Bitterness
Although it is my neighbors sincere wish that I move far away from them, I am not hunting for houses. I've never been much of a hunter anyways, because that would require that I do it at least one time. Looking at houses in my spare time isn't much fun either because I look at them almost every … Continue reading Realistic Expectations for Houses Bitterness
Dogs next door Review
I think by now most people know how bitter neighborhood kids make me. They smell, they steal food ask for food all the time, and play video games all day long (that is my job, not theirs). The worst part is that they have parents that ignore them much better than I do with mine. … Continue reading Dogs next door Review
Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Doesn't it make you bitter when you are trying to take a picture of something and someone photobombs your perfectly terrible and blurry picture? I was trying to take a picture of my toe and this T-shirt totally photobombed my picture. It came out of nowhere, jumped in my photo, acted like a jerk, then left, … Continue reading Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Quote Bitterizing
You all have at least one of these pain in the bitter people as a Facebook friends. It's not the boring pictures friend, or the promote their child's terrible talent recital friend, or the overshare about whatever "procedure" they are having that I don't want to know about friend, or the brag about their vacation to Hawaii … Continue reading Quote Bitterizing
Bitter GIF/Pictures of the week (AKA The Lazy Post of The Week)
Why is it that when there is a fly in the house, I have to chase it like a crazed lunatic with a fly swatter, almost shatter windows, almost break every bone in my body avoiding obstacles, and scaring the children just so I can kill it and this Venus Flytrap lazily throws up a tenticle and gets to treat the fly like me on a Tuesday? … Continue reading Bitter GIF/Pictures of the week (AKA The Lazy Post of The Week)
Shoe Bitterness
A long time ago, after the popularity of my bitter post about socks, I had planned to do the sequel post about shoes. However, my virtual garbage can was empty, with wadded up ideas strewn about, usually missing the virtual target pretty badly. It's not like I am a bad shot, (I made my high school sophomore basketball … Continue reading Shoe Bitterness
Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don't … Continue reading Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
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