Hey Bitter human people (and the rest of you..). It freaking Friday and it is time to start acting like a freaking jerk. (So like I act every day. I have a few suggestions in case you need some.) Be mean to your neighbors, slow down significantly in in fast lane on the freeway, buy … Continue reading Bitter Friday Jerktures
Month: June 2014
Bitterizing Upbeat Music
Music has been on my brain a lot lately, especially this last weekend. I had the displeasure of seeing the Lego Movie because my kids "claimed" it was good and "claimed" it had a twist ending, but you should know by know how I feel about that. If you don't, you can go back to the days gone by and read … Continue reading Bitterizing Upbeat Music
In case missed it…because you were busy ruining your knees at your Father Daughter Dance
They are only knees right? It's not like I kneed them for laying down on the couch, or sitting at work or anything. Might as well dance like an idiot in front of my daughter, her friends, and their dads right? And who doesn't want to listen to music you haven't hear since you were … Continue reading In case missed it…because you were busy ruining your knees at your Father Daughter Dance
Ride or Die Friday Giftures
While I was on vacation a few weeks ago, I just happened to be flipping the stations and came upon the movie Fast and Furious 6. I hadn't seen one of those movies since the 3rd or 4th iteration and was totally curious to find out if Vin Diesel had grown as an actor. Of … Continue reading Ride or Die Friday Giftures
My Bitter Stunt Double
I've been waiting to say something mean to my co-workers all day. I know it is only 6:05 am and none of them are here yet, and they haven't said their morning stupid thing yet, or had a chance to avoid doing my work for me yet, but I am primed and pumped to ruin … Continue reading My Bitter Stunt Double
Spurs NBA Champ Bitterness
Since 1990, when I was in high school in South Dakota, I've been a fan of the San Antonio Spurs. People thought it a little strange that someone from South Dakota would be a fan of a team that was not only really far away, but a team that wasn't even regionally relevant. But I … Continue reading Spurs NBA Champ Bitterness
Bitter Worlds Colliding Gifs
It's Friday the 13th today and you know what that means. Yep. Time for some Friday Giftures. There have been a lot of collisions this week. The NBA Finals have been a collision of a team that largely depends on one person and a team that likes to share. The World Cup is starting which … Continue reading Bitter Worlds Colliding Gifs
Why do I watch Bitter TV?
Some people might know me as a person that works and does things and when I get the time, I watch television. The fact of the matter is that I'm not so much a really lazy person, but more of a semi-ambitious couch. I do get up on occasion to feed myself and check … Continue reading Why do I watch Bitter TV?
Living Down to Bitter Expectation Giftures
There has been a lot of talk in the NBA lately about legacy. Will Lebron and the Heat be able to win three Championships in a row and solidify his "legacy" as one of the greatest ever? Will Tim Duncan and the Spurs win one last one and retire as one of the best ever … Continue reading Living Down to Bitter Expectation Giftures
Bitter Conflict
One of my favorite things to do while on vacation is to go to movies with my son. Because no one appreciates the low cost of going to a movie more than a son that thinks we can just buy a new TV if he accidentally chucks a video game controller right through the … Continue reading Bitter Conflict
In case you missed it…because the media was chasing you
You just typed the blog of your life and that one person that wrote a book, accidentally followed you. All of a sudden, your blog is blowing up, and you are adding like 5 followers a month. All of a sudden, rumors are flying around about the bacon vegan meal you had, the scandalous … Continue reading In case you missed it…because the media was chasing you
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