Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week

This lemon was just minding his business being all comfortable on the tree, trying to get ripe and all of a sudden someone picks on him(uh I mean picks him).  Do you blame this lemon for being a little bitter and sarcastic?  When life gives you lemons, try not to make them bitter.  Besides, everyone just wants … Continue reading Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week

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Stair bitterness

When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk.  I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young.  I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life.  Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness

Black Friday bitterness

    As I spoke previously about my bitterness about holidays and how we don't have enough, I have come to the realization that the reason why we don't have more holidays is because we don't appreciate the ones that we have.  Let's face it, how much do we really care about them?  I mean … Continue reading Black Friday bitterness

Fire Alarm Bitterness

I'm pretty sure that from the time I could hear (maybe about the time I was born or so) there has been this super loud noise. Because of this super loud noise, I have survived for 39 years.  It is also a fairytale and because of the fairytale I am bitter. I am of course talking about … Continue reading Fire Alarm Bitterness

Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)

I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion.  It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile.  Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing.  I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)

When Kid’s Fight Bitterness

When kids fight it makes me so bitter .  It seems like they fight over the littlest things.  It all started over a year ago, when one of them was fighting with other friends at an elephant party.  They fought over who was the smartest, who was the best at keeping money and who was the best at getting other friends to make … Continue reading When Kid’s Fight Bitterness

Bitter football heading of the week

Don't Crack Now A slumping QB and bitter loss beg the question: Are the once-hot Giants in trouble? Dan Graziano »O'Connor: Eli must rebound »Clayton: Separation Sunday »Luck vs. Tannehill »Week 9 »   The answer to that question is I don't care.  I could care less about the Giants or the Steelers.  What I do … Continue reading Bitter football heading of the week

Bitter fish of the week

My son and daughter were playing Animal Crossing this week and were doing a little fishing when they caught  this fish.  It's called a bitterling and I know why.  It is bitter and small and no one ever pays attention to it.  In fact, I bet you didn't even know that there was a fish … Continue reading Bitter fish of the week

First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!

      From loyal bitter blog follower Bitter Bachelor: "Do you remember when you had a best friend, and you use to do everything together?  You were both single and enjoying the single life? You did a number of single things together, like talk for hours, go to the movies, hangout out each others house … Continue reading First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!

Halloween Bitterness

Halloween, the bitterest of holidays.  Halloween is according to many resources the one that we all spend the most money on.   Not sure what the appeal is, maybe wearing a costume makes you feel like another person for a day.  Maybe it is the fact that you can eat candy and be on a sugar high … Continue reading Halloween Bitterness