Mayhemy Friday Gifitures

March is the worst.  You know the drill.  There is the weather, that really let’s be honest goes in like a lion and out like a lion.  There is your finals that you have to get ready for, unless you are not in school.  Or it is your fiscal year end at work and you have to work all kinds of crazy hours(or so I have heard).  Or you have to pretend you are Irish one day a year and wear green just so you don’t get harassed at work.  Then about halfway through the month, College Basketball has a huge party where 68 people are invited and then in 4 days they send 52 home.  Then the next weekend they send 12 more people home.  By then the party is so lame that the only 4 people that are left are the boring people that talk about their jobs and cantaloupe.   They call it March madness or mayhem, but I call it March Monotony.  Same old games, same old weather, same old parties, same crappy work, over and over.  That is the thing that makes me mad.  Speaking of madness, how about some Friday giftures that will make you even more mad.

I’m so mad…

 

...she made me leave my couch.

…she made me leave my couch.

 

I’m so mad…

 

 

...people are so bad at

…at people for driving so slow in front of me, distracting me.

 

 

I’m so mad…

 

…at how unenthusiastic these people are at beating the crap out of each other.

 

I’m so mad…

...at how invisible Superman is destroying my tankers.

…at how invisible Superman is destroying my tankers.

 

I’m so mad….

..at those lockers for just being there.

..at those lockers for being there.

 

 

 

I’m so mad….

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…that the lifeguard wasn’t on duty.

 

I’m so mad…

 

...that I wasn't

…that I wasn’t drinking a Red Bull at the time.

 

 

I’m so mad…

...that this more interesting than every Julia Roberts and Oprah movie combined.

…that this more interesting than every Julia Roberts and Oprah movie combined.

 

 

I’m so mad…

...that the roads were so slippery that I got in an accident on the way to work today.

…that the roads were so slippery that I got in an accident on the way to work today.

 

I’m so mad…

 

...that the goalie wasn't paying attention.

…that the goalie wasn’t paying attention.

 

I’m so mad…

 

 

 

...that I fell and broke my leg...

…that I fell and broke my leg.

 

 

I’m so mad…

 

 

...that I got kicked out of the fight club.

…that I got kicked out of the fight club.

 

Worst of all, I’m so mad that Two and half Men is still on the air.  Really? Just because it gets high ratings you keep a show on the air? Yeah, that makes sense.

 

Arrrrggghhhh

Bitter March Ben

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54 thoughts on “Mayhemy Friday Gifitures

  1. Pingback: In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season | Ben's Bitter Blog

  2. I typed my comment and then it suddenly disappeared and now I am bitter! That show jumped the shark many moons ago. These images looked painful. There will be blood. The girl who hit the locker is probably hooked up to tubes right now.

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  3. Two and a Half Men; it’s not funny, it’s moronic. Just goes to show that you can add canned laughter to the crappiest shows on T.V., the audience will laugh automatically and they’ll get ratings.

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