Screw it up Friday Giftures

  Mercury must have been covered up by Neptune, and Saturn must have put a ring on Pluto on the day I was doing my school schedule, because somehow I found a way to get a Friday completely free on my class schedule. This opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime, so I have … Continue reading Screw it up Friday Giftures

8000 Bitter Followers, A Prize and a Demand of all my Followers

It's been a long time coming, but the 8000th lunatic has finally followed my blog. Congratulations to you, The Secret Shopper blog for becoming the 8000th follower. Because you are the 8000th, you have won a new car. It should be arriving in your parking lot in a few days. The only problem is that … Continue reading 8000 Bitter Followers, A Prize and a Demand of all my Followers

Tornado Friday Giftures

  I am so far behind on the news, that I just found out that not far from here, north of Salt Lake, there was a tornado that caused a quite a stir. Doesn't surprise me in the least because there has been a tornado of activity around here, which sucks because I am a … Continue reading Tornado Friday Giftures

My Bitter Expendable Life

In the midst of all of it, the craziness, the new classes, the new schedule, the getting up at 5:30 am in the morning again, to the going to bed at midnight, to the projects, the football practice and homework times 3, I found time to watch of all movies, The Expendables 3. Let's go … Continue reading My Bitter Expendable Life

Rolling the Dice Friday Giftures

  I feel like I failed you this week. Not only have I done almost no posting, but I also did a super serious one that hardly contained any bitterness other than to be bitter about younger people than me, trying to teach me something. I don't know if it was opposite day, or I … Continue reading Rolling the Dice Friday Giftures

From the Young Padawan’s

Recently, I have had several series of dreams that have had continuous plot lines that have gone to two or three parter's. The common thread through all of them is that they are things I've done before. It was places I've previously worked, places I've already visited and things I've already experienced. The twist on … Continue reading From the Young Padawan’s

My observations at the Football Game as People Watcher(I mean judger)

As a bachelor degree holding, magna cum laude student of the introversion arts, I major in people watching. From malls to museums, from forests to forts, I love to observe people in their natural or unnatural habitats. Not only am I good at it, but it requires little effort to see people do whatever it … Continue reading My observations at the Football Game as People Watcher(I mean judger)

Fry em up in a pan Bitter Fry-day Giftures

  Frying things up in a pan is not a good idea for a person like me because the results are usually disastrous. Probably because smoke bellows to warn the neighbors, fire alarms go off and a new color of burnt black is invented between charcoal and crow. It's usually best to find a Red … Continue reading Fry em up in a pan Bitter Fry-day Giftures

Bitter House on the Prairie

Every time I have to go outside to do some manual labor, ie work on my pizza garden, cut down a tree, or mow a lawn, I feel like I'm one of those freaking kids in Little House on the Prairie. Goodness gracious, it's 2016. Isn't there an app for this yet? I think the … Continue reading Bitter House on the Prairie

Bitter Rivalry of the Week: College Football vs. 3rd Grade Football

  I was an odd duckling growing up. I guess that makes sense when I was born in California and lived there until I was 6, then moved to New York and lived there until I was 8. Then moved to South Dakota until I was 18. That kind of cultural yanking can make a … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: College Football vs. 3rd Grade Football

Standing No-vation Bitter Friday Giftures

  I think we give out way too many standing ovations.  Why aren't we more picky when it comes to doing them? And once one person stands because they kind of liked something, now the rest of us are forced to stand too, even if we didn't like it? And what if only one person … Continue reading Standing No-vation Bitter Friday Giftures

Bringing Home Stray’s

I know this isn't a very popular thing to say, but don't worry, because I've never been very popular. I've never been a big animal lover.  My family has had pets before, but I've never been personally responsible for them. We had a cat that annoyed the heck out of me when I was growing … Continue reading Bringing Home Stray’s