You know what makes me so bitter? Besides everything? Whatever people have, they always want to be elsewhere. If they are at work, they want to be at home. If they are at home, they want to go out. If they are out, they want to be at home. When people are single they want to be in a relationship. When they … Continue reading The grass is always greener bitterness.
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Bitter Picture of the Week
This chocolate seems a little like me. In it's core, it is chocolate. But all the other milk chocolate and sweet chocolate are busy being popular with people. Nobody cares about the bitter chocolate sitting on the shelf being ignored. But they all have the potential to be like me if left on the shelf and ignored. … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week
Monday Night football referee bitterness
As some of you might have seen, there was a football game last night. Sometimes they decide to break from the normal of playing on Sundays and play a game on Mondays. Why? Who knows. Football is such a rigid and rules based league. Every little thing you do wrong is penalized. So anyways, the … Continue reading Monday Night football referee bitterness
The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
The temperature makes me so bitter. You want to know why some people are so fascinated by the weather? Yeah I would like to know too. I am not a fan of small talk. So how is the weather out there in Seattle? I don't know look at weather.com! Or read about it in your newspaper's extended … Continue reading The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
“Welcome to my world” bitterness
The phrase "welcome to my world" makes me so bitter. To be fair with the people that do say that, I complain A LOT. I complain out loud and I grumble to myself. If I'm not complaining on my blog, I'm complaining on Facebook or to my kids or to my co-workers. I especially complain in … Continue reading “Welcome to my world” bitterness
The bitter environment
The environment makes me so bitter. I understand this is not going to make me popular because the environment is such vital, protected thing. Everyone loves the environment. It can do no wrong. The trees give us oxygen so we can breathe. The ozone layer protects us from cancer and rabies and flesh eating viruses … Continue reading The bitter environment
Bitter Picture of the day
Who could ever imagine that a meeting between a union and a workplace could ever get bitter? You mean a company wants to try to save money? And workers want a raise? So weird that there could be any bitterness.
Why reading my blog is such a good idea! bitterness
You know how the Joker says in the Dark Knight, that if you're good at something you never do it for free? Since I am really good at annoying people, I have decided that I will charge people for NOT reading my blog. Because I am very entertaining on the blog and am doing that … Continue reading Why reading my blog is such a good idea! bitterness
The bitter Batman
Batman makes me so bitter. I've got a beef with Mr. Bruce Wayne/Dark Knight man. Look Mr. Wayne, I get that you are bitter like me. Your parents were shot right in front of you. That would be pretty tragic. But let's be honest. You have a lot of things to not be bitter about. He has pretty … Continue reading The bitter Batman
Bitter Mice Continued
It has come to my attention that in my haste to post bitterness about mice, I have left quite a few out. It is because of this mistake that in my bitterness I include some left out. My apologies to Stuart Little who was left off the list. It is because he is part of … Continue reading Bitter Mice Continued
Bitter Chicks
I'm not the only one that is bitter. Some chicks are bitter too. See above.
Mouse bitterness
Mice or rats or whatever you want to call them make me so bitter. They are squeaky and they run all over your house infecting things and chewing up valuable clothing that is worn once and then stored neatly in the back of your closet never to be worn again. Have they not realized that … Continue reading Mouse bitterness
Comedy bitterness
This may sound like an oxymoron, but I am Bitter about comedy. Maybe it's because I am an old man, or because I associate with a whole bunch of people that aren't funny. And by not funny I mean that they don't think I'm funny. I get that some people don't think I'm funny. My wife gets a pass because she … Continue reading Comedy bitterness
Bitter Pictures
Bitterness is everywhere. Even in Utah where I went on my vacation. Observe... It's in my soda.... And even on my Friday... The dinosaur is pretty bitter that his species is extinct.
Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Celebrities make me so bitter. I get that some of them worked really hard to get to where they were. Some of them anyways. But most of them were entitled brats that think we as the general population should support them forever, because at one time, they did something unique or funny or they were … Continue reading Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Wi-fi Bitterness
Wireless internet makes me so bitter. Computers have been around for a long time in some form. In fact, the internet is probably one the greatest inventions to ever grace this earth. I still remember the first website I entered and remember writing the site down from the https:// to the whole entire name, the dot com … Continue reading Wi-fi Bitterness
Bitter Hair
Hair makes me so bitter. (Everyone has some right?) So here is the deal. Women crave having beautiful, long, flowing shiny hair. Billions of dollars are spent each year(you know because I did some extensive research to figure that number) to produce products to make their hair shinier, thicker, richer, fuller, glitteryer, less split endinger, … Continue reading Bitter Hair
Foods that make you work bitterness – updated
I posted this a week ago about how food that makes me work makes me bitter. On Friday, I almost always get pizza as a reward to myself for being bitter consistenly. My work decided to throw a wrench in that tradition of gluttony by throwing a special summer barbeque. Nice huh? Well, unfortunately, the meal consisted of … Continue reading Foods that make you work bitterness – updated
Friday the 13th Bitterness
Friday the 13th makes me so bitter! First of all, why does it have to have to always occur on Friday? I mean would Saturday be a better day for it? And second if it is so special why don't we get the day off? We should be able to stay home and hide … Continue reading Friday the 13th Bitterness
Food that makes me work bitterness
Food that makes me work makes me bitter. Food is necessary for survival right? I assume if you are human and reading this blog you know that. I know the cavemen needed to hunt for their food because apparently there were no grocery stores in Cave City. (Couldn't they find it at the Cave Marketplace?) … Continue reading Food that makes me work bitterness
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