http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwEqzAcTKw8 I'm going to go ahead and assume that all of you tell the truth on every blog post you've ever written, because I certainly always do. Especially that time I told you about my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness that educates willing minds about how to be more bitter. And that one time I claimed … Continue reading Binge Watching Bitterness – Bitter News From the Couch
Month: November 2015
Bitter Heads Up Display
Most people think of Thanksgiving as a way to spend time with their families and friends and shopping the early sales or watching football. Not me. To me, it is all about the laziness. The sitting around of the couch, the sitting around of the buffet, the sitting around of the napping, the sitting around … Continue reading Bitter Heads Up Display
Bitter Pushover Black Friday Giftures
You realize that Black Friday is a crazy day filled with lunatics pushing each other out of the way for products that they are using to push their old stuff out of the way right? You know what else Black Friday is? It is the December holidays pushing Thanksgiving out of the way. As … Continue reading Bitter Pushover Black Friday Giftures
Bitter Ben Cinemas Present
Bitter Thanksgiving everyone! I know you are at home right now, dying because you are trapped in the kitchen making stuff, or trapped being with your boooring family, or stuck watching your sucky football team lose miserably by just 1 point, or stuck looking at advertisements for the Black Friday that you are going to … Continue reading Bitter Ben Cinemas Present
Starlight Blogger Award – Bitter Award Acceptance Speech
I'm not gonna lie. I've been nominated for these made up blog awards many times and have never done anything with them. Some bloggers love them because they give them something to blog about when they can't think of something. Others love them because they feel like other bloggers care about them enough to … Continue reading Starlight Blogger Award – Bitter Award Acceptance Speech
The Key to Bitter Success
I've been in the bitter blog game for a while. It's been a roller coaster ride that never seems to end. There was the super slow climb to the peak of the roller coaster where it took more than six months for anyone to notice that it even existed, to the peak like 2 years … Continue reading The Key to Bitter Success
Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Up vs. Down
Frosty the Snowman came to visit this weekend. He and his friend Elsa were playing snowball catch in the backyard. Captain Cold and Mr. Freeze were ice bowling in the front yard. Blizzard and Ice cream were on a date and a bunch of other cool people were hanging out and some were watching Netflix … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Up vs. Down
The Bitter Library of Giftures
This is no ordinary library, where I'm sitting at the help desk quietly ignoring your requests for help. This isn't a place where you whisper in your screaming voice to all your neighbors about what you are reading. This is the Bitter Library of Giftures. We are similar to other libraries in that we … Continue reading The Bitter Library of Giftures
According to Harvard and Science…The Bitter Intellectual
When I do a post on the Bitter Blog, I never go into it ill prepared. Nothing is thrown together. Every word, every detail, every grammar and made up word is heavily researched by my staff and has three sources to back it up. Otherwise, how could my loyal audience trust that this bitterness is … Continue reading According to Harvard and Science…The Bitter Intellectual
The Reason I became a Bitter Blogger
I am not a multi faceted personality. I am about as interesting as watching toast flavored, grass colored paint drying. I might appear on social media as only a boring dude, but that is because I'm only posting the highlights of my personality. If you followed me around in real life, first of all quit … Continue reading The Reason I became a Bitter Blogger
Bitter News From the Couch Vol. 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gkP800Zbs You know that friend you have that you can only handle every once in a while? The one that is only slightly tolerable in small doses? The one that might accidentally throw out a pun that is funny, but then emboldened by the laughter of the first pun, keeps going? The one that stays … Continue reading Bitter News From the Couch Vol. 4
Taking you all to School Friday Giftures
This is the kind of week I dream about. I was off this whole week so I could watch the kids, so my wife could go on a trip. This was my chance to be lazy. The chance for me to lay on the couch, watch TV and do not much. Well, that's all it … Continue reading Taking you all to School Friday Giftures
Mute Button Bitterness
About 14 years ago, our life was feeling a little gray. Things were fine, but there was just something little missing. We just had a feeling like our family wasn't...quite complete. There was color in our life, but we needed a little more. We had many nervous conversations about why, how much, if we were … Continue reading Mute Button Bitterness
Bitter Ben’s Video Game
Sometimes life just sucks and you need to get away. It could be that you walked outside at 4:50 and it was dark and you ran into the invisible nightmare called a Spiderman's web. Or your engine light might go on again for you tire being flat. Or you might have grabbed 13 items at … Continue reading Bitter Ben’s Video Game
Bitter Rivalry of the Week: My stomach vs. My Face
As the trees continue their jerky behavior by littering all their leaves on the ground, and not picking up after themselves, as the grass continues to die a slow painful death, and as the snowman continue to be wait in icy cold anticipation for the weather to be just right for them to come out … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: My stomach vs. My Face
Bitter Ben Presents: The First Annual Friday Gifture Slam Dunk Contest
Basketball season is back and bitter than ever. The excitement is in the air. Teams all still think they have a chance. Teammates are getting to know each other and they are still trying to learn their new locker combinations. Still talking about their crushes and what kind of homework they are getting from … Continue reading Bitter Ben Presents: The First Annual Friday Gifture Slam Dunk Contest
The Bitter Referee
The Seattle Seahawks have been pretty famous for being on the beneficial side of calls in the last few years. There was the "Fail Mary" call about three years ago on Monday Night Football, and there was the call about the fumble in the end zone that allowed them to win earlier this year. You … Continue reading The Bitter Referee
The Bitter Offensiveness of Cheetos
I don't know about my other fellow bloggers, but I've noticed several things over the 3 1/2 years of doing posts on 4-5 post a week clip. One of the biggest takeaways I've had is that you never know which posts will do well and which ones will fail. In fact, it seems like the … Continue reading The Bitter Offensiveness of Cheetos
Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Introverts vs. Extraverts
There are two kinds of people in the world, introverts and extroverts. Some claim there are weirdo's called ambiverts (a combination of both), but then again, some people claim there is such a thing as unicorns, dragons and people that don't like Cheetos. Since those kind of people technically don't exist, there has been a … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Introverts vs. Extraverts
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