This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am. I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong. Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week
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Bitter News with Pictures
Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Hi, Bitter People and others. There is something that I want to get off my chest. I have to admit that lately I've been feeling empty. Don't get me wrong. Being bitter is great and all. But I have been missing something my whole life and this morning I finally figured what it was. I … Continue reading Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Mother’s Day Bitterness
I've noticed around the Blogimunity, facebook (facebook doesn't get a capital letter), and Twitter that many people have been saying really nice things about their moms. It seems like that there has been a simultaneous, worldwide niceness towards moms. I guess everyone has just been really sentimental towards their moms and for that I … Continue reading Mother’s Day Bitterness
Meeting Bitterness
Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Bitter Contest Where you could win something
I have long been a fan of the lottery and it's miniscule chances to win billions of dollars. I am a sucker for not buying lottery tickets and hoping to win the big prize. Bitterly, I haven't won yet and I blame the system for not allowing me to win it just by wishing and … Continue reading Bitter Contest Where you could win something
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