I know it has been a hard week for everyone, because blah, blah, blah it is always a hard week for everyone ever. But especially for the readers of this blog who have had to endure so many words these past two posts. So in order to show that I don’t care at all, I have decided to type more words. It really hurts your brain to read right? Good. Actually, because I am lazy, I just didn’t want to type bitter things today. I am going to let other people’s pictures do the bitterness today. So with further ado, here are some bitter pictures and the reasons why they are bitter. No more ado…until later.
When it comes to lazy, I am world class olympic athlete. Even in the midst of the most desperate deadlines, the highest stress situations, and the most important meetings, I can find the time to nap, daydream or space out. I have made a science of sleeping on treadmills, daydreaming in meeting with presidents, kings and dignitaries and spaced out on trips to space. No one has any laziness on me.
I’m with Kanye on this one. Since when should I have to be responsible for anything? I mean it was hard work enough to be born and live 40 years avoiding work, now you are asking me to take responsibility for other things? Are you crazy? Next thing you know, you will want me to do something about the squatters in my house. Feed them with my food, cover their heads with a roof and pay someone to watch them when I leave? Haven’t they ever seen Survivor? There are sticks and sun out there for fire, rabbits and squirrels out there for food, and trees for shelter. I’ve got video games to play and my water might spill if I have to get up.
I’m pretty sick of airplanes too. Why did the Wright Bros. have to invent such an inconveient way to cross the country in only 6 hours? I think it is high(see what I did there?) time that airlines start catering to me. They should show up at my door as I am just waking up from a nap and ask me if I want to fly anywhere. They should start booking my hotel and rental car, offering to pay for my gas, hooking me up with free WiFi and removing annoying people that I don’t want to sit near(so emptying the plane). Also I should get an walky talky that speaks with the captain, so I can tell him to do loop de loops or fly a little lower so I can drop water balloons on Chicago. Also a bed would be nice for the 30 minute Seattle to Portland flight.
A Bitter Lazy Friday to you all. I have a lot of preparations for my lazy Saturday. So now you can ado…or adon’t. I adon’t really care.
Bitter Friday Ben
- Bittercast (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- Bitter Car Pictures of the Week (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it) (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- Random Picture Bitterness (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)