Yesterday when I was giving our ditch a haircut and experiencing this weird sensation called pain(I'm never going to do this work thing again), I realized I was going to eventually kick the bucket(the stupid bucket keeps appearing in our yard somehow and I'm pretty clumsy). I've heard of a thing called a Bucket List … Continue reading Bitter Bucket List
Entertainment
My Bitter Rights
I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something. We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities. Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit. … Continue reading My Bitter Rights
Bitter Burger Review
In doing research for my Bitter Restaurant, I am trying to go to as many restaurants as I can for research(and by as as many as I can, I mean like once a month). I need to find the least politically correct name, the worst service and the most deceitful pricing. While no restaurant will … Continue reading Bitter Burger Review
Summer Bitterness
My childhood played a bitterly cruel trick on me. Why? Because according to 1-13 year old Bitter Ben, I was supposed to get a mandatory 3 month summer vacation and I was forced to have fun. Summers were a bitter time where I was supposed to do run around without purpose, play bitterly cruel pranks on … Continue reading Summer Bitterness
Random Acts of Bitterness
Most people I know want to make a difference in their lives. I do too, but between my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, my amusement park,Bitterland, this blog, which has the potential to be read by 10's of people, and my Bittertising Agency I have multiple avenues to affect the people of this world. Most people don't have these vast … Continue reading Random Acts of Bitterness
Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
My bitterness goes to places most people don't even think about. But, people can relate to me because I am also bitter about common things that everyone is bitter about too. For instance, I am the most bitter about the day we all call Tuesday, but I am also bitter about Mondays as well, like most … Continue reading Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
Picasso Bitterness
As an expert in jumping to conclusions, being ignorant and making assumptions on things I have overheard, I believe that Picasso was a good artist. So good apparently that many people call their best work their "Picasso". Maybe he was good at one time, but that was a long time ago. How about we move … Continue reading Picasso Bitterness
Bitter Loyalty
For most of my life until recently(yesterday) I have been a loyal guy (some people call my one sided loyalty stalking, but when has "some people" ever been right?). I have decided that I am not going to loyal anymore. I thought for a long time if you are loyal with someone, something or somewhere … Continue reading Bitter Loyalty
Remote Control Bitterness
As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy. However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness
Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today. There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads. Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
Super Bitterness for real
I am so bitter that my Android phone posted that Super Bitterness before I was ready to post. Arrrghhh! Now I am Super Bitter at my phone and WordPress for allowing my phone to post something before it was ready. So without further ado, here is the first paragraph that you have already read, with … Continue reading Super Bitterness for real
Talking Bitterness
I had my typically bitter Tuesday yesterday. Even though I am on "vacation", I had to attend two graduations. And I'm not talking about college or high school. I'm not even talking B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness(you degraduate with dishonors there.) We are talking a graduation from Pre-school and a graduation from a fictional pioneer school … Continue reading Talking Bitterness
Post Office Bitterness
I am off this week from work and school and I have no extravagant plans. I'm not going to Bitterland, I don't have any B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness classes or even a trip to Hawaii. I'm not even on what the idiots call the Staycation, where you wander around your own town in search of … Continue reading Post Office Bitterness
School carnival bitterness
As you have may have read in the past, I am a Demusement park owner. Disneyland was a place modeled after my park Bitterland. The difference is that at Bitterland, I deliberately have disdain for my customers and I am honest about it, while Disney tries to hide the fact that it only loves your … Continue reading School carnival bitterness
Bicycle Bitterness
Remember the feeling you had the first time you learned how to do something? The first time you learned to fail at math and got an "F" on your report card? Or almost drowned learning how to swim? Or got your first cavity, by brushing your teeth improperly or even got bitter for the first … Continue reading Bicycle Bitterness
Movie Trailer Bitterness
It is that time of year. You know what I'm talking about. Summer. Okay, not calendarly for another 3 weeks. And not weather wise because it is still gray and cloudy. Not in school terms either, because our kids aren't out yet. And not summer barbeque wise yet, because we haven't had any summer bar-b-que's at work … Continue reading Movie Trailer Bitterness
Computer Bitterness
There was a time in my life when I was fast. In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes. In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team. I ran track and mowed the lawn. It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape. I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness
Day after Bitterness
I am a bitter forward thinker. A bitter visionary. While others are thinking about things that make them bitter in the present, I am looking forward to things that will make me bitter in the future. I don't look at the past and stew over past bitterness or live in the moments bitterness like most … Continue reading Day after Bitterness
Lazy Saturday Bitterness
I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
Time zone bitterness
As an esteemed (that is another word for bitter right?) member of this society of Americans, by way of being born, I have the right of free speech. The Bills of the Right Constitutions tells me so. You bitter believe that I am going to full advantage of this and abuse it to the best of my blogabilities. There are other … Continue reading Time zone bitterness
