I was reading the Internet yesterday (I will review this interesting novel when I finish it, I.E. never) and I got to the part where they were reviewing Colleges in the US News and World Report. According to the article there was a huge upset of Harvard by a small private college named Princeton. Seems Harvard … Continue reading U.S. News and World Report Top US Colleges Bitterness
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Hall of Bitterness
Because it is my 200th post, I've decided that it is about time that I start my own Hall of Bitterness. Besides, it is that time of year again (by again I mean the first time), where we dishonor the most Bitter People on the Planet that I call the United Countries of Bitterness(UCB) because earth is too … Continue reading Hall of Bitterness
Friday Friday Friday Picture Bitterness
As we come to the end of yet another first week of school, I think about the fact that this is my son's first full half week of half days of "real school" known as kindergarten. Every week this will make me more bitter because he already closing the gap on how much smarter I am … Continue reading Friday Friday Friday Picture Bitterness
Rescue show Bitterness
I've got an issue with something. I know right? There's a first for everything. Just pay attention because this is really important to me and no one else. I watch a lot of things on television, mostly from my peripheral because I'm almost always on my laptop reading what smart people have to say (bloggers) … Continue reading Rescue show Bitterness
Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
This week I took two days off, because I felt like not working. After today I will have only worked 3 days this week. The lesson I have learned? This should be the normal workweek. 3 days should be the amount of days we work and 4 days should be the amount of days we have … Continue reading Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
Birch Bay Bitterness
I'm old and bitter and in need of not working all the time. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of bitter food and water to maintain this bitterly taken care of physique, so I have a job that pays for just enough of that (food and water). I get just enough vacation to keep me from … Continue reading Birch Bay Bitterness
Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)
As a lifelong ignorer of news, I usually have no idea what is happening in Bosnia or Washington DC or even Seattle. Sure I've heard of the occasional Disney princess (Miley Virus anyone?) going awry or the forecast of an actual sunny day in Seattle, but the news interferes with me playing video games or napping, which are way more … Continue reading Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)
Dogs next door Review
I think by now most people know how bitter neighborhood kids make me. They smell, they steal food ask for food all the time, and play video games all day long (that is my job, not theirs). The worst part is that they have parents that ignore them much better than I do with mine. … Continue reading Dogs next door Review
Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Doesn't it make you bitter when you are trying to take a picture of something and someone photobombs your perfectly terrible and blurry picture? I was trying to take a picture of my toe and this T-shirt totally photobombed my picture. It came out of nowhere, jumped in my photo, acted like a jerk, then left, … Continue reading Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Quote Bitterizing
You all have at least one of these pain in the bitter people as a Facebook friends. It's not the boring pictures friend, or the promote their child's terrible talent recital friend, or the overshare about whatever "procedure" they are having that I don't want to know about friend, or the brag about their vacation to Hawaii … Continue reading Quote Bitterizing
Pillow: My Bitter Review
As a life long Lover of Laziness (or LOL) and Layer on Leather (also LOL) I have a few essentials when it comes to being a human slug. Of course, the couch is pretty essential, but honestly most couches will do. Also, when it comes to covers, sure a nice blanket helps, but not year … Continue reading Pillow: My Bitter Review
Lost and Found Bitterness
Gather around bitter people. I want to tell you a myth, which is a greek word meaning "stories about stuff that didn't really happen but is supposed to teach us a lesson". Myths teach us lessons about weakness (Achilles Heel), about not turning to stone by looking at a crazy lady with snakes for hair, and not flying too close to … Continue reading Lost and Found Bitterness
Bitter GIF/Pictures of the week (AKA The Lazy Post of The Week)
Why is it that when there is a fly in the house, I have to chase it like a crazed lunatic with a fly swatter, almost shatter windows, almost break every bone in my body avoiding obstacles, and scaring the children just so I can kill it and this Venus Flytrap lazily throws up a tenticle and gets to treat the fly like me on a Tuesday? … Continue reading Bitter GIF/Pictures of the week (AKA The Lazy Post of The Week)
Bitter Insurance Commercials
Every day, as I am driving, I roll down my window, pull out my wallet and let the money fly right out. Not literally, of course, are you crazy?(I only do that on special occasions.) Every six months I pay someone several hundred dollars to "give me piece of mind" for the off chance that I may accidently … Continue reading Bitter Insurance Commercials
Burt Wonderstone: A bitter Review
Burt Wonderstone is a movie starring Michael Scott, the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin in Scranton, PA, who plays a magician. His best friend and magic co-partner is played by Crazy Eyes of Mr. Deeds. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective plays a guy like Criss Angel, but not nearly as annoying. A love interest is played … Continue reading Burt Wonderstone: A bitter Review
Shoe Bitterness
A long time ago, after the popularity of my bitter post about socks, I had planned to do the sequel post about shoes. However, my virtual garbage can was empty, with wadded up ideas strewn about, usually missing the virtual target pretty badly. It's not like I am a bad shot, (I made my high school sophomore basketball … Continue reading Shoe Bitterness
Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don't … Continue reading Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
Kid’s Birthday Party: A bitter review
Since I don't like to think or do much on the weekends(or any other day for that matter), I have decided to start a new feature on the weekends (that is Saturday or Sunday for people that don't know) dedicated to reviewing things that make me bitter. It could be a movie I slept through, … Continue reading Kid’s Birthday Party: A bitter review
Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
I know it has been a hard week for everyone, because blah, blah, blah it is always a hard week for everyone ever. But especially for the readers of this blog who have had to endure so many words these past two posts. So in order to show that I don't care at all, I have … Continue reading Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
Bitter Bees
I was cruising along the highway on my way home from yet another bitter day of work, window down, sweating up a storm, with my no air conditioning, perusing WordPress on my phone, while not paying attention to the road(or anything else for that matter), except to occasionally look up at the ridiculous gas prices, … Continue reading Bitter Bees
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