Bitter Friday Gifture Curse

I managed to get this picture of my evil captors before I escaped.

I managed to get this picture of my evil captors before I escaped.

Hey guys, remember my post yesterday?  You know, the one where I was reporting the news about the evil cloud empire and at the end I was being taken away because I was spilling all their guarded secrets? (Did you know when you put data in the cloud they are just stealing all your credit cards and spending all your money?) Yeah, well not one of you even offered to come and try to save me, so of course it was all up to me to escape.  Thanks so much! (I say with a raged and fake bitter smile on my face!) Just for that, I’m going to make you all suffer unimaginably by cursing you gif style.  Take that you disloyal followers who don’t care whether I live or die!  Take these gifs and have a terrible Friday!  A bitter curse on you all!

I curse you…

I hope

…to gett run over by the bitter ball of humiliation!

 

I curse you….

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…to be sad that your domino pyramid will fall to its doom.

 

I curse you…

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…that you will get a dirty look as sharp as these scizzors.

I curse you…

...

…to have a bad trip to the break room.

 

I curse you…

...be in the wrong place at the right time...

…be in the wrong place at the right time…

 

I curse you…

...to have the wind at your forward...

…to have the wind at your forward…

 

I curse you…

...to get cat scratch fever...

…to have a cat-tastrophie.

 

I curse you…

...get anchovies and pickles on your pizza.

…to get your pizza order screwed up.

I curse you…

to have a bad

…to mess up your exercise routine…

 

I curse you…

...with parents that embarass you...

…with parents that embarass you…

 

I curse you…

...to get blamed for messes you didn't make...

…to get blamed for messes you didn’t make…

 

I curse your…

...to be so close to fame, then crash

…home to be a part of the market crash.

 

But worst of all, I curse you to read this blog forever.  Reading its mistakes, cringing at its content, and wishing that you did something more with your life.

Bitter Friday Bitterians

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

Bitter Cursed Ben

 

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62 thoughts on “Bitter Friday Gifture Curse

  1. Pingback: In case you missed it…because you were outdooring | Ben's Bitter Blog

  2. Ben, that’s just not fair! I wasn’t even home–I was in a southern state and did not check my email at all, so now you curse a faithful reader. Take it off! Take it off now! I have Italian curses that are very powerful, so don’t mess with me, man. I can curdle your spaghetti sauce like nothin’.

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