Talk about boring and meta. Just when you thought this blog couldn’t be any more boring, I decided to do an in case you missed it, about an in case you missed it that I missed doing last week. Confused and zoning out yet? Good. Now I can just remind myself of what I did so I can move on with my life of playing games and being bitter about stuff. So what I do last week? (Besides be bitter?)
Let’s see…oh yeah. I wrote about being a toddler, and being in a bloody movie about being ridiculously outnumbered and having no shot in the end at surviving in 2 Years and 300 Posts of Bitterness. If anything was a sign of the apocalypse or impending doom, it is this post.
Then what did I do…Oh yes, I talked about being a Ninja is the most boring and unglamorous way possible. I talked about using my Ninja skills to fight the power of evil…corporations. Any other person with Ninja skills would have used them for the power of good, or fighting for the injustice of orphans, or toppling corrupt governments, or at least the G I Joes, but not me. I used my Ninja skills to be lazy and collect money, in Ninja Bitterness.
Clearly, I was tired from having typing all those non thought out posts for the week, so I just did my “put together a bunch of random gifs that make no sense and slap together some word that makes them seem to work together Friday post” on Friday in Tired Friday Gifture Bitterness. If there’s anything people are tired of, it’s definitely me and the blog.
Some Twitters were bittered this week.
Some bitter comments were made:
On 2 Years, 300 Bitter Posts:
“Felicidades, Ben! Or should I call you, AMARGO BEN. Spanish for Bitter Ben, of course. I am glad you have been infecting your readers with amargoness for two years! I have only been blogging for one so I missed out on a whole year of amargoness. Brickhousechick
“No mention of toilet training, or lack thereof? The latter would certainly add to one’s–that is, the BLOG’s–bitterness. Mister Bitter, how is it you always find such perfectly apt and amusing pics and gifs? That part of creating posts takes me for-friggin’-ever. (Plus, I’m moronic enough to try to credit them, which takes for-triple-friggin’-ever.) Do you have a whole special-effects team cowed beneath your bitter lash?” Outlier Babe
So make sure you have don’t miss this update, or you will have to read the update of the update and no one wants that.
Bitter Updated Ben