You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
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Fogtober
The phrase Fogtober was coined by some clever Seattle area twitter user who was so fascinated by the fact that we have had 13 straight days of fog in October, that they thought inventing a term for it would be of interest to someone on twitter. Luckily their dreams came true when the weather guys on one of our … Continue reading Fogtober
Bitter Scariness
This is the time of year I dread. People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year. That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness
In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter. Nice things got in the way. Worry though, I mind. So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter. Starting with: I learned by past experience that I have … Continue reading In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
Friday Fall Pictures
I blogged yesterday about Autumn, or fall and how bitter it makes me. Today, since it is Friday and I like to be lazy and just post Bitter Pictures of Failures of other people, I decided to go with a Fall theme. And by Fall, I really mean fall, as in fall on your … Continue reading Friday Fall Pictures
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Bitter Bacon Ben
Hello. I’m Ben’s Bitter Bacon and I’m taking over here. Ben was too bitter to write anything this today. What a chump. I’m going to be the official Ben’s Bitter Blog mascot. Maybe not. Maybe I will just take over. He is bitter, but not as much as me. Now that I have hacked in, … Continue reading Bitter Bacon Ben
Amazing Race: The Bitter Review
Yesterday, I was inside most of the day watching our LDS Worldwide Church Conference on TV. My kids were bugging each other all day, so I decided to take them outside so I could see what the outdoors looked like. We were really ambitious and decided to go on a walk. After losing my breath after … Continue reading Amazing Race: The Bitter Review
In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all)
Whether you missed anything on the blog on purpose or because you are lazy and just didn't feel like it, you may have missed all or some of the bitter things that were posted on here this week. For my inconvenience and your convenience, I am bitterly recapping all the crap stuff that happened both … Continue reading In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all)
Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
It's Friday again and you know what that means. I am too lazy to write anything, so I just post pictures taken from the internet that make me bitter and comment about them. Today, in honor of my neighbors to the north(not in my neighborhood. They have no honor), Canada, who has an actual government that … Continue reading Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
Realistic Expectations for Houses Bitterness
Although it is my neighbors sincere wish that I move far away from them, I am not hunting for houses. I've never been much of a hunter anyways, because that would require that I do it at least one time. Looking at houses in my spare time isn't much fun either because I look at them almost every … Continue reading Realistic Expectations for Houses Bitterness
Random Friday Picture Bitterness
Who is bitter that they are at work right now? That's right, this guy(me, Bitter Ben). In order to ease the pain for no one, I continue to post every Friday, pictures stolen from other people for your antimusement. So don't enjoy. Just remember. I SEE BITTER PEOPLE. In America, it isn't always forbidden. We have criminals roaming Hollywood … Continue reading Random Friday Picture Bitterness
From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums. Guess what though, who cares? It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations. I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Bitter Review of the Summer
Contrary to popular belief the summer didn't end when the kids went back to school. Nor did it end when the weather started being rainy, cloudy and coldy. Or when all the over budgeted, under storied movies started leaving the multiplexes. Summer's bitter reign of terror ended when the clock struck midnight and her slipper … Continue reading Bitter Review of the Summer
In case you missed being bitter all week…
I know most of the people out there had happy weeks and nothing bad happened on either the world or in their personal lives. For those of you that did have perfect weeks and have nothing to complain about, this post is for you to read so you can find something, anything to be bitter … Continue reading In case you missed being bitter all week…
Friday Pictures Bitterness
It's Friday again, which means I stop working at noon. But I need to get a head start, so I've actually stop working already. How else am I going to squeeze in an 8 hour nap or two? I'm actually pretty bitter that they made me show up at work at all. Really what I … Continue reading Friday Pictures Bitterness
The Bitter Failure of Sports
One day when I was at home and I got a phone call. I was surprised because I never get phone calls at home, or anywhere else for that matter. I picked up the phone using my most bitter voice, since I was so rudely being interupted from doing nothing. "Hi, this is Chris* from Sports Illustrated … Continue reading The Bitter Failure of Sports
Bitter 5K
One time I had a dream (not an aspiration in life, but the sleeping kind) in which I was being chased by zombies or a generic federal agent (I don't remember. My dreams are so lame, bitter and unremarkable, that I wonder why I bother sleeping at all.). The agent or zombie kept trying to … Continue reading Bitter 5K
In case you missed the Bitterness…
Some Friday Bloopers and Work Advice.... The Inaugural Hall of Bitterness inductees were dishonored in my 200th post.... The US News and World Report Bitterness Best US College was debunked.... Some tweets... https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/378235854252044288 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377866206310461440 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377865709629366272 Bitterest comments of the week... If I knew when to quit, I would have died 40 years ago. - Floridaborne … Continue reading In case you missed the Bitterness…
Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMNslVwrqM This week has felt really heavy, with 9/11 occuring and me staring off into the abyss at work yesterday. It gets a little tiring being bitter about work and tragedy, so I think I will move on to bigger and bitter stuff. It's Freakin Friday(the 13th) so I think I will be bitter about lighter things like … Continue reading Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness
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