Watch This YouTube Video (that may or may not feature your favorite bitter person)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=watGFxCDq5w I know you people are pretty bad at watching my YouTube videos, as evidenced by the really low amount of people that watched and commented on my videos I did about 1 or two years ago, and the extremely low amount of viralness they have achieved in the YouTube realm, so now that I've … Continue reading Watch This YouTube Video (that may or may not feature your favorite bitter person)

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Some Last minute Friday Gif Ideas

  I feel you, last minute procrastinator shoppers.  I'm out shopping for my last minute gifs RIGHT NOW.  For some reason all the stores seem to be closed, but I'm bound and determined...just kidding, I'm just wandering around out here. Where is everyone by the way? How is it that I'm am supposed to get … Continue reading Some Last minute Friday Gif Ideas

Bitter Ben Presents: The First Annual Friday Gifture Slam Dunk Contest

  Basketball season is back and bitter than ever.  The excitement is in the air.  Teams all still think they have a chance.  Teammates are getting to know each other and they are still trying to learn their new locker combinations.  Still talking about their crushes and what kind of homework they are getting from … Continue reading Bitter Ben Presents: The First Annual Friday Gifture Slam Dunk Contest

Slow Start Friday Giftures

When it comes to getting going on the day, I am a molasses starter.  I'm not talking about waking up, which I do after the first alarm, or being awake (I only sleep 5-6 hours a night) but getting a start on being productive.  But on the other hand, when I'm only productive about 1-2 … Continue reading Slow Start Friday Giftures

Hiding Friday Giftures

Considering all the bitterness that happened this week, there are all kinds of reasons you needed to stay home and not be here at work.  You know what I'm talking about.  You embarrassed the boss by doing that thing, you did that report on Word instead of Excel, and you spilled water all over your … Continue reading Hiding Friday Giftures

Suncastic Bitter Giftures

The sun is 93 million miles away (at least according to the scientist Sun E. Day, who traveled from earth to the sun with a big tape measure.  Though he accidentally let go at 84 million, so he had to come back and get it again.  Then, he was only 1 million away and got … Continue reading Suncastic Bitter Giftures

Murphy’s Law Friday Giftures

Murphy's law is the only law I follow all the time.  For instance, I'm always on time or early to everything, which for the most part is a meaningless skill.  But the one time I need to be early, something will always happen to me that causes lateness.  A flat tire, run out of gas, … Continue reading Murphy’s Law Friday Giftures

Break stuff Friday Giftures

As you all know, this week sucked bananas(this phrase courtesy of Lil Rants over at her blog Lil Rants). Why you ask? Must you even ask? I didn't have pizza every single day, the naps were far too sparse, and my back(along with every other part of me) was a little sick and tired of … Continue reading Break stuff Friday Giftures

Finishing Weak Friday Giftures

You know how They say, "It's not about how you start, it's how you finish." Well, I'm not sure who They is, but if that is the case, I'm in big trouble.  I am a classic strong starter. I'm constantly coming up with ideas, consistently bad ideas, and getting super excited about how I will … Continue reading Finishing Weak Friday Giftures

Kicking and Screaming

This morning I kicked a wooden step stool, because I haven't perfected my night vision.  I came kicking and screaming into the world because I was cold and because my legs weren't working right yet.  There is a app named KIK, which is a messenger tool.  So basically it helps you get in touch with … Continue reading Kicking and Screaming

Hot Mess Friday Giftures

It's been a Beastie Boy kind of week.  I've been sabotaged all the way up one side and down the other.  My car dashboard kept lighting up on my way to work and of course I did what you always do when you get a light.  I ignored it.  On Thursday, I finally asked someone … Continue reading Hot Mess Friday Giftures

Let’s Blow this Pop Stand

Let's make like a tree and get out of here.  Speaking of trees and getting out of here, did you know I'm neighbors with this guy named Biff Tannen? He was telling me about the McFly family and how they have some weird old Deloreon car from the 80's, that has a blender that always … Continue reading Let’s Blow this Pop Stand

A Big Flop Friday Giftures

For those of you that didn't figure out that my post on Wednesday, April 1st, April Fool's Day, and actually started following my gardening blog, thanks a whole lot.  You just made that gardening blog more popular in ONE day, than this bitter blog was in 6 months.  That's right.  It took the Bitter Blog … Continue reading A Big Flop Friday Giftures

Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures

This week when we went on a walk around the neighborhood and it was a typical Seattle day.  50 degrees. cloudy and raining lightly.  I'm not a fan of weather watching...at all. If Global Warming were the Super Bowl and the most watched event ever, I would be like, I'm over here watching the reruns … Continue reading Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures

Messy Freaking Friday Giftures

My desk is a mess, my car is a mess, my clothes are a mess.  Even Pigpen thinks I'm a mess.  Life is messy that is for sure, but none more than mine.  In fact, my hair is so tired of the mess my brain is, that the sides spike out just so they won't have to be … Continue reading Messy Freaking Friday Giftures

Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures

Just the other day I realized that jettisoned is one of my favorite new words.  Probably because of what it means, or at least what I thought it meant.  I thought it was some general word about getting rid of something in your life to lighten your load.  But then I had to go to … Continue reading Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures

Nap and Food Bitter Friday Giftures

I believe that some people are taking this long Labor Day weekend off a little early by taking Friday off (jerks) and of course, that makes me bitter. There are a lot of reasons why you should not take off early, but I can't think of any.  This means I will be stewing in my … Continue reading Nap and Food Bitter Friday Giftures

Let Us(By Us I mean You) Get Some Exercise this Weekend Bitterness Giftures

I've been told by television that if you exercise and eat right for like a year, you will lose half your body weight.  Your life will "be transformed", everyone will "fake" like you, and you will "find the person of your dreams" and you will get the "promotion you've been striving for", you will get … Continue reading Let Us(By Us I mean You) Get Some Exercise this Weekend Bitterness Giftures

Raining on your Parade Gifs

It's another Friday and I'm sure you all have some great expectations about what you are going to do this weekend.  Maybe you will go to the beach, see a new movie, or go camping.  Before you go and get all excited about your weekend and all your high expectations for it, let me go ahead … Continue reading Raining on your Parade Gifs

The Circus is in Town and The Clowns are coming out to Play Giftures

Ladies and Bitterman, idiots and tools, welcome to the Bitter Circus! I am the Bitter Circus Ringmaster, Bitter Ben.  I have Gifs that will amaze and astound you and will make you wonder why the heck you decided to come to this circus!  I know many of you came here for a show and I … Continue reading The Circus is in Town and The Clowns are coming out to Play Giftures