You know how the Joker says in the Dark Knight, that if you're good at something you never do it for free? Since I am really good at annoying people, I have decided that I will charge people for NOT reading my blog. Because I am very entertaining on the blog and am doing that … Continue reading Why reading my blog is such a good idea! bitterness
The bitter Batman
Batman makes me so bitter. I've got a beef with Mr. Bruce Wayne/Dark Knight man. Look Mr. Wayne, I get that you are bitter like me. Your parents were shot right in front of you. That would be pretty tragic. But let's be honest. You have a lot of things to not be bitter about. He has pretty … Continue reading The bitter Batman
Bitter Mice Continued
It has come to my attention that in my haste to post bitterness about mice, I have left quite a few out. It is because of this mistake that in my bitterness I include some left out. My apologies to Stuart Little who was left off the list. It is because he is part of … Continue reading Bitter Mice Continued
Bitter Chicks
I'm not the only one that is bitter. Some chicks are bitter too. See above.
Mouse bitterness
Mice or rats or whatever you want to call them make me so bitter. They are squeaky and they run all over your house infecting things and chewing up valuable clothing that is worn once and then stored neatly in the back of your closet never to be worn again. Have they not realized that … Continue reading Mouse bitterness
Comedy bitterness
This may sound like an oxymoron, but I am Bitter about comedy. Maybe it's because I am an old man, or because I associate with a whole bunch of people that aren't funny. And by not funny I mean that they don't think I'm funny. I get that some people don't think I'm funny. My wife gets a pass because she … Continue reading Comedy bitterness
Bitter Pictures
Bitterness is everywhere. Even in Utah where I went on my vacation. Observe... It's in my soda.... And even on my Friday... The dinosaur is pretty bitter that his species is extinct.
Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Celebrities make me so bitter. I get that some of them worked really hard to get to where they were. Some of them anyways. But most of them were entitled brats that think we as the general population should support them forever, because at one time, they did something unique or funny or they were … Continue reading Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Wi-fi Bitterness
Wireless internet makes me so bitter. Computers have been around for a long time in some form. In fact, the internet is probably one the greatest inventions to ever grace this earth. I still remember the first website I entered and remember writing the site down from the https:// to the whole entire name, the dot com … Continue reading Wi-fi Bitterness
Bitter Hair
Hair makes me so bitter. (Everyone has some right?) So here is the deal. Women crave having beautiful, long, flowing shiny hair. Billions of dollars are spent each year(you know because I did some extensive research to figure that number) to produce products to make their hair shinier, thicker, richer, fuller, glitteryer, less split endinger, … Continue reading Bitter Hair
Foods that make you work bitterness – updated
I posted this a week ago about how food that makes me work makes me bitter. On Friday, I almost always get pizza as a reward to myself for being bitter consistenly. My work decided to throw a wrench in that tradition of gluttony by throwing a special summer barbeque. Nice huh? Well, unfortunately, the meal consisted of … Continue reading Foods that make you work bitterness – updated
Friday the 13th Bitterness
Friday the 13th makes me so bitter! First of all, why does it have to have to always occur on Friday? I mean would Saturday be a better day for it? And second if it is so special why don't we get the day off? We should be able to stay home and hide … Continue reading Friday the 13th Bitterness
Food that makes me work bitterness
Food that makes me work makes me bitter. Food is necessary for survival right? I assume if you are human and reading this blog you know that. I know the cavemen needed to hunt for their food because apparently there were no grocery stores in Cave City. (Couldn't they find it at the Cave Marketplace?) … Continue reading Food that makes me work bitterness
The bitter future
The future makes me so bitter. I was recently emailed a picture of the time machine display from Back to the Future where it showed the date of the future as right now. Thinking it odd that it was so soon, I checked it out and it was an internet hoax. However, it is coming in a few short … Continue reading The bitter future
Doing things twice Bitterness
Doing things twice makes me so bitter. I make mistakes, lots of them. In fact, I make them at least twice a day. Which is why doing things twice make me so bitter. Doing fun things twice is fine, I will concede that. Shooting zombies, Locust, and generally bad guys in video games, leveling up and … Continue reading Doing things twice Bitterness
“Like” bitterness
Like makes me so bitter. When I was at the mall today, I decided after I walked by a gaggle of teenagers that the most used word in the English language ever is not "the" "it" or even "a" or "and". As an authority on all things English, my decree is that the most used word is "like". Think … Continue reading “Like” bitterness
Sickness Bitterness
Sickness makes me so bitter. Not the kind that I get from time to time when I still make it to work. It is actually the kind that other people get that cause them not to come to work. And by that I mean the sickness of laziness, or don't feel like it or have … Continue reading Sickness Bitterness
#2 Bitterness
Last night I was watching Cupcake Champions on TLC and as they announced the results of the winner of cupcake wars, I could help but notice the one who came in second place. And right before they announced the winners, her quote to the camera was, "If I lose it would be a bitter … Continue reading #2 Bitterness
Special Edition Spurs Bitterness
As you may know, I am a Spurs fan and when they lose, I am a very bitter person. Well last night after going on a 20 game winning streak, 10 from the regular season and 10 in the playoffs, there were looking almost unbeatable and rolling like a Mac Truck towards the finals. In … Continue reading Special Edition Spurs Bitterness
Mall bitterness
Malls make me so bitter. What about malls could possibly make me so bitter? It couldn't be the fact that I have to walk in order to get to stores. I mean really, if I wanted to walk I would go on a treadmill. And who would want to walk on a treadmill? Treadmills are … Continue reading Mall bitterness
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