When I was growing up, one of my first memories was when I was 6 years old. My brother and I got home from an excersion of some sort(might have been a vacation trip or a trip to the grocery store. You expect me to remember? I was 6.) I was dressed in my Superman pajamas and my brother was in his Batman pj's … Continue reading Outdoor Bitterness
Laziness
Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
You know when Hallmark says when you can't think of the words to say, express it through a Hallmark card? Well, Hallmark hasn't done any bitter cards yet, and I haven't invented my line of Bitter Cards yet, so I decided to have someone who works on a farm and another person who take pictures … Continue reading Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
Bitter Sleep
Yesterday, I was sitting on my computer most of the day, staring at it. The cursor was staring back at me, blinking, laughing at me and challenging me to write some halfway decent words. In other words, it has been making me very bitter. When the thoughts don't come and the creative spark doesn't electrify me, I can't … Continue reading Bitter Sleep
Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
With the recent outbreak (get it?) of popular movies like World War Z and television shows like The Walking Dead people are worried about a zombie apocalypse. They should be worried. Though it appears that most of us are just normal, average, everday citizens, the Zombie Apocalypse is actually upon us right now. If you don't … Continue reading Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
My Bitter Rights
I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something. We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities. Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit. … Continue reading My Bitter Rights
Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Doesn't it make you bitter when you just want someone else to do your work for you, because you are lazy? Well, not only am I lazy, but I am incompetent. I don't know anything about cars, except how to operate the windshield wipers. And even those I get confused with. Which button makes them go slow … Continue reading Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Summer Bitterness
My childhood played a bitterly cruel trick on me. Why? Because according to 1-13 year old Bitter Ben, I was supposed to get a mandatory 3 month summer vacation and I was forced to have fun. Summers were a bitter time where I was supposed to do run around without purpose, play bitterly cruel pranks on … Continue reading Summer Bitterness
Random Acts of Bitterness
Most people I know want to make a difference in their lives. I do too, but between my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, my amusement park,Bitterland, this blog, which has the potential to be read by 10's of people, and my Bittertising Agency I have multiple avenues to affect the people of this world. Most people don't have these vast … Continue reading Random Acts of Bitterness
Picasso Bitterness
As an expert in jumping to conclusions, being ignorant and making assumptions on things I have overheard, I believe that Picasso was a good artist. So good apparently that many people call their best work their "Picasso". Maybe he was good at one time, but that was a long time ago. How about we move … Continue reading Picasso Bitterness
Bitter Loyalty
For most of my life until recently(yesterday) I have been a loyal guy (some people call my one sided loyalty stalking, but when has "some people" ever been right?). I have decided that I am not going to loyal anymore. I thought for a long time if you are loyal with someone, something or somewhere … Continue reading Bitter Loyalty
Remote Control Bitterness
As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy. However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness
Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today. There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads. Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
Bicycle Bitterness
Remember the feeling you had the first time you learned how to do something? The first time you learned to fail at math and got an "F" on your report card? Or almost drowned learning how to swim? Or got your first cavity, by brushing your teeth improperly or even got bitter for the first … Continue reading Bicycle Bitterness
Movie Trailer Bitterness
It is that time of year. You know what I'm talking about. Summer. Okay, not calendarly for another 3 weeks. And not weather wise because it is still gray and cloudy. Not in school terms either, because our kids aren't out yet. And not summer barbeque wise yet, because we haven't had any summer bar-b-que's at work … Continue reading Movie Trailer Bitterness
Computer Bitterness
There was a time in my life when I was fast. In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes. In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team. I ran track and mowed the lawn. It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape. I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness
Lazy Saturday Bitterness
I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
Time zone bitterness
As an esteemed (that is another word for bitter right?) member of this society of Americans, by way of being born, I have the right of free speech. The Bills of the Right Constitutions tells me so. You bitter believe that I am going to full advantage of this and abuse it to the best of my blogabilities. There are other … Continue reading Time zone bitterness
Bitter Awareness Week
This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am. I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong. Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week
Bitter News with Pictures
Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Hi, Bitter People and others. There is something that I want to get off my chest. I have to admit that lately I've been feeling empty. Don't get me wrong. Being bitter is great and all. But I have been missing something my whole life and this morning I finally figured what it was. I … Continue reading Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
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