A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don’t like to work. Know what I’m saying? So in dishonor to Tuesday, I have brought you these bitter pictures/gifs.
Naps, first of all I was not a jerk to you in Kindergarten. Not only did I nap when I was supposed to, I napped at other times, like paste eating period, make stupid crafts hour, and pay attention to letters and numbers class. Now that I am grown up, I am just as bitter about people that deny me naps. There is no reason why I will ever stop napping. You are always my first priority.
Speaking of responsibility, every once in a while, I am awake for some reason, probably because I have to be responsible for something, like a water bottle or kids or something. But sometimes that gets boring. So, I have found a way to combine taking care of kids and not being bored.
Sure they may fall and get a little bruised or whatever, but you know, I have always had trouble catching a curvebaby. And if they would bounce a little better I could work on my basketball dribbling. I’ve always wanted to play catch with my son. Why wait until he is 7 or 8, when he is light enough to toss right now. Plus you know, people keep talking about being in the outdoors, getting away from electronics. If I am going to get my 8 month old a cell phone, I should at least teach it to be outdoors so it doesn’t get soft.
Bitter Spoiler Warning.
By the way, a short Bachelorette update. Someone broke up with someone and the someone that got broken up with was crying bitter tears. Okay, only girl on this show, you have broken up with like 20 some men on this show. Most of them left with bitterness and resentment, but didn’t cry, but one little guy doesn’t return your affection and we have to spend the rest of the show seeing you disappointed and crying. Seeing you cry about this guy who you cared so much about was so….awesome. Thanks.
I would wish you a bitter Tuesday, but that goes without saying. Because no good day can end with having to take out the garbage.
Bitter Tuesday Ben
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- Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week) (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)