Welcome to Shelter 102 in The B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness, Bitterian students! If you are here, you should have taken the pre-requisite, Shelter 101, Idiots that don't know anything about Shelter. I hope you all had a dreadfully bitter weekend . Address any complaints to way overwhelmed TA. If you did happen to have a good weekend, don't … Continue reading Tent Bitterness
Laziness
Mother’s Day Bitterness
I've noticed around the Blogimunity, facebook (facebook doesn't get a capital letter), and Twitter that many people have been saying really nice things about their moms. It seems like that there has been a simultaneous, worldwide niceness towards moms. I guess everyone has just been really sentimental towards their moms and for that I … Continue reading Mother’s Day Bitterness
Meeting Bitterness
Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
Mailman Bitterness
I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
If you have seen the movie video game movie Wreck-it Ralph(which I may or may not have forced my kids to go to), then you know that it is all about a bad guy named Wreck-it Ralph. If you haven't seen it, then pause this blog, go get a 60 HDTV, with surround sound, a … Continue reading Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn't want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all … Continue reading Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
Bitterland
According to the calendar, it should be springtime. After spring, usually there is this season called Summer. Summer is famous for many things, like scathingly hot weather(except in Seattle), drought, kids not being in school (causing apathy and laziness), forest fires, bugs, sunburns, overpriced and terrible summer movies, and overpriced and terrible amusement parks(in other … Continue reading Bitterland
Earth Day Bitterness
April is an awesome month for a number of reasons. First of all, April stalks March and puts it out of its misery the moment it ends. Even at young age, I recognized that March made me bitter. Growing up in South Dakota, the weather was miserable, it was always a rough month for homework with … Continue reading Earth Day Bitterness
Door Bitterness
I would like to apologize for yesterday's post. As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark. It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?" If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness
Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
I was looking back to my first post a mere year ago, and it made me think. (How dare you first post!) It basically spells out my mission statement, my purpose for not only this blog, but the meaning of my life. The world is getting sloppy with all its happiness and its upbeatness and its smiling and … Continue reading Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
Clock Bitterness
I am a busy person. I have many duties to avoid at work, and when I come home a television that has all this programming that needs my attention. In between, I have a phone has all these apps that constantly need updating with Tweets(last one 4 days ago), Facebook likes(don't really like anything about … Continue reading Clock Bitterness
Doctor Bitterness
Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible. Because of this, from time to time, I get sick. Sometimes I even have pain. I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with. When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness
Backpack Bitterness
I am not a teenager anymore. I don't go to school. I don't have important things to carry around. I don't go on extended hikes in the mountains so I can get lost and find my way out. Despite the fact that I am none of those things, I still carry around a backpack. I know I am a dork … Continue reading Backpack Bitterness
Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff. I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
New button bitterness
Normally I don't post on Tuesday, because it is my least favorite day of the week, but I have added a page at the top of the screen next to my about button. The reason I did this is because I have been "nominated" for the internet blog awards that go around like Amway. They … Continue reading New button bitterness
Bitter Podcast
Just a quick shout out to everyone who thought I would never be in any other medium but WordPress. A nice person who has a fantastic blog kriskarria, decided that they were a glutton for punishment and wanted to read one of my most terrible blog posts out loud. I felt so bad for her … Continue reading Bitter Podcast
Bitter song of the Week
Bitter Ben's Ipod here. You may remember me from such posts as this one. And no other posts. Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving. He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously. Which is … Continue reading Bitter song of the Week
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