Since it is Friday and November, it is time for people to start thinking about things that they are thankful for. Other people that is. If you know anything about me though, I'm not other people though am I? So, I am going to talk about things I'm not thankful for. My computer... Un-fortune-ate … Continue reading Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
Humor
Line Bitterness
According to the website Mathisfun.com(Mathis might be fun, but math is nothing but pure bitterness), the geometric definition of a line is three things. 1: It has no thickness, 2. It is straight (has no curves) and C. It extends in both directions (it has no end). I happen to believe that some lines are … Continue reading Line Bitterness
How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
This last Friday, I was celebrating yet another terrible week of work, (156 weeks and counting) by ordering a Pizza Hut Pizza(156 weeks and counting). This is always a way for me to not only mark the last day of the week before I don't have to do it anymore(for two days), but it is … Continue reading How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
In case you missed it…You are probably from another galaxy..or earth
If you weren't visiting my blog this week, you aren't alone. About 6,999,999,950 people on the earth didn't either. Also most people or aliens from every planet, star, and exploding galaxy also didn't read it, so that is why I'm giving every one you a second chance to be annoyed by these poorly put together … Continue reading In case you missed it…You are probably from another galaxy..or earth
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. … Continue reading Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
The Bitter Blog Bandit is on the loose…again
Bitter Greetings bloggers of the internet. I am Bitter Barry of the BBI (Bitter Bureau of Investigation for those of you who live under the sea. I'm talking to you Ariel!). I am in a casually desperate search for a criminal called the Ben the Bitter Blog Bandit. He is not really dangerous or scary, but he is in … Continue reading The Bitter Blog Bandit is on the loose…again
Bitter Management
Many years ago, when I was a lot less into my mid life crisis (29 years old), I had told my wife of my desire for a surprise party for my 30th birthday. After talking about it, she told me it wasn't a good idea, because I would know about it and it wouldn't be … Continue reading Bitter Management
In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
November is my bitterest blogging time of the year. There is a little known fact that just about everyone on WordPress is participating in NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, or Movember and I just have one thing to say to all these weirdos. Thanks a whole lot. I mean it. Now that you people will be busy writing … Continue reading In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
Friday “Why do we have to be here again?” Picture Bitterness
So Halloween happened yesterday, on a Thursday(in case you can't read calendars or are not the master of obvious like me). This post is dedicated to all those who either forgot that it was Thursday yesterday and it was near impossible to drag themselves out of bed, or are like me and remembered, but don't … Continue reading Friday “Why do we have to be here again?” Picture Bitterness
Bitter Reasons to be tall
I guess today is a holiday, though how would I know it? I'm at work, doing work (well, not right now) and I see no evidence of it being a holiday at all other than there are some oversized spiders hanging from the ceiling and spider webs everywhere. There is also some weirdo that doesn't have … Continue reading Bitter Reasons to be tall
Download bitterness
Last night I was on my Xbox downloading some DLC (extra content for those not in the know) for one of my games called Saints Row IV(I think they Romans call that 4). It was making me bitter because it was taking 614 MB's more than an hour and a half to download. I'm no computer expert … Continue reading Download bitterness
If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
Fogtober
The phrase Fogtober was coined by some clever Seattle area twitter user who was so fascinated by the fact that we have had 13 straight days of fog in October, that they thought inventing a term for it would be of interest to someone on twitter. Luckily their dreams came true when the weather guys on one of our … Continue reading Fogtober
Bitter Scariness
This is the time of year I dread. People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year. That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness
Strike Bitterness
Yesterday, I went to Safeway at 5:30 am to get some mayonnaise. Actually, Miracle Whip. I like to put fake cheese on bread with preservatives and fake mayonnaise. I am a man of simple, artificial tastes. Some people like "real" cheese and "real" mayonnaise (I'm talking to you dad) on some sort of "real" bad tasting bread. Not … Continue reading Strike Bitterness
In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter. Nice things got in the way. Worry though, I mind. So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter. Starting with: I learned by past experience that I have … Continue reading In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
Friday Fall Pictures
I blogged yesterday about Autumn, or fall and how bitter it makes me. Today, since it is Friday and I like to be lazy and just post Bitter Pictures of Failures of other people, I decided to go with a Fall theme. And by Fall, I really mean fall, as in fall on your … Continue reading Friday Fall Pictures
Autumn Bitterness
I've heard enough. There are a whole bunch of people out there on WordPress, television, Facebook and of course, the most popular social network, MySpace proclaiming their love of Autumn. All I know is that at least 7 of my life's top 15 most embarrassing moments are named after this season. You can say about all the nice things … Continue reading Autumn Bitterness
Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Once again, whether you like it or not, I'm going to recap stuff that happened last week. Not important stuff like what happened in the world, but stuff that happened on my blog. Stuff I blogged about: A Bitter Review about The Amazing Race: Because you know that if I ran this race around the … Continue reading Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
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