Come on in, there's plenty of room. Have a seat by the fire. Arizonians and Brazilians with your shorts and T-shirts, you are in the corner, where the bitter draft comes in. North Dakotians, Russians and Canadians(and other northerners) with your parkas that could keep you warm in Anarctica, keep your thermal gloves, thermal underwear and your earmuffs on … Continue reading A Bitter Christmas to All, and To All a Bitter Christmas
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In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log
I hope all you completely deserving people that don't have to work Monday and Tuesday or Thursday and Friday, don't have anything bad happen to you, like a Yule log smog incident, or a sleigh slaying, a snowball fall, or a frozen hose. That would be a tragedy if that happened. Because you know that … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log
Friday Bitter Pictures – Naughty List Edition
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've good or bad, so be good for goodness sake. Stalker! So you watch me sleep? Did the NSA put you up to this? Sounds like you should be on the naughty list! It's that day of the week where we get … Continue reading Friday Bitter Pictures – Naughty List Edition
The Bitter Crunchy vs plain debate
I thought at some point I would stop learning things because my body is pretty lazy. I figured my mind would start retiring from learning too. But no, my mind had to go and be all ambitious and pull up a fact that I hadn't really learned in 40 years of existing on earth. Luckily it wasn't life changing or … Continue reading The Bitter Crunchy vs plain debate
The Desolation of Smaug
This last weekend a new Hobbit movie called the Desolation of Smaug came out. I'm sure the box office numbers were enormous and the reviews were like, you know pretty good. It is this movie about a bitter place called Middle Earth and some engagement ring that a guy of less than average height was looking for … Continue reading The Desolation of Smaug
In case you missed it…because you were out shopping
Shopping at this time of year is like entering the gladitorial arena of ancient Shoptopolis. Avoid it at all costs. If you want to survive take a little advice and do it the lazy way like me. Get out your computer, log-in, and read Ben's Bitter Blog. Oh, if you want to get shopping done, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were out shopping
Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
For some reason this time of year seems to be busier than almost every other time of the year. There seems to be all kinds of parties, get togethers, gatherings at malls, and tidings of bitter cheer on Facebook. How is a guy supposed to slack off at work when more people seem to be demanding that things … Continue reading Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
The Bitter Ben Holiday Variety Hour and a Half Special
Remember gathering around the Tube of many colors as a family when you were a kid? Remember those old Holiday Special Variety Shows that celebrities did on television where they would decorate a tree or have a snowball fight(I especially enjoyed when the snowball fight went just a little too far) or sat around opening presents? All so they had the excuse to sing Holiday … Continue reading The Bitter Ben Holiday Variety Hour and a Half Special
In case you missed it…You were out in the cold
I understand there was a cold front that came your way this week. Cold air was blasted, wind blew, snow flew. That seemed like a good excuse to be left out in the cold on the bitter happenings on the blog this week. On the other hand, some of you live in California, Texas … Continue reading In case you missed it…You were out in the cold
Bitter Gift Friday Pictures
It's that time of year when having lots of friends and family really doesn't pay off. The dreaded, "Oh man, I have to get a gift for that person that is considered my friend, but I barely talk to him? Oh my gosh, he got me a gift and now I have to go and … Continue reading Bitter Gift Friday Pictures
Bittersauraus Rexstinction
If you have been to a crappy kid movie lately, then you were probably forced to see previews of even more crappy kid movies, thus perpetuating the amount of kid movies that you will see in the future. The only way out of that cycle is to be a crappy parent like me and tell them no. One … Continue reading Bittersauraus Rexstinction
The Personal Space Debate Bitterness
As the rise in popularity of comic book movies like the Green Lantern, Daredevil and Ghost Rider, bitter debates have naturally occured between the different heroes and superheroes. Blogs, Facebook and Twitter are aflutter about the merits of what hero is better at what. Who is more devil-like, Daredevil or Ghost Rider? Who is greener, Green Lantern … Continue reading The Personal Space Debate Bitterness
If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma
A long time ago (a whole Thursday ago), you went to someone's house that didn't like you, and you didn't like them, but you were forced to because they insisted that you not sit at home alone blissfully playing video games or laying on the couch. You drove three hours to get to their house, … Continue reading If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma
Thanksgiving Friday Pictures Bitterness
It's Black Friday, so that means I assume everyone is out getting pummeled by other people just so they can a TV that is worth a $1000 for $900. The Waltons are probably at home enjoying the cameras outside their Walmart for Black Friday Fight Club. Before we talk about Black Friday tragedies, let's just … Continue reading Thanksgiving Friday Pictures Bitterness
Bitter Dreams Toy Company
When I am asked to give a speech at seminars, usually as the Principal of the B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, I don't prepare. A long time ago, I would pore over notes, walk around talking to myself and even have dillusions of more than my parents clapping at a rousing speech that I would give. Then … Continue reading Bitter Dreams Toy Company
In case you missed it…This will help you forget
Don't you hate when you forget something? For me, it is either my wallet, phone, keys, 3DS, or that today is Monday. You on the other hand, may have forgotten to read some of my bitter posts. Here is my unhandy guide to going back into the past and doing something you will regret. I … Continue reading In case you missed it…This will help you forget
Unlucky Friday Picture Bitterness
Some people might not call me unlucky, but they would be wrong. It is all about perspective. Some may say that I am lucky that I have a job. I say I'm unlucky that I have to work here. Some may call me lucky because I have enough money for food, and sometimes water. I … Continue reading Unlucky Friday Picture Bitterness
Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Thanksgiving time is upon us, which means that most people will either take advantage of other people's hospitality and eat their food, take up space on their couch and leave way later than they should have leaving nothing but turkey bones and leftover scents(not the potporri variety) or they will have to host someone who … Continue reading Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Exercise Bitterness
As I stated here last week, I was banned from work off on vacation last week. As part of my vacation, I had to perform community service by spending time with and answering the demands of the squatters in our house. Some of the demands they required were driving them to school, doing homework with … Continue reading Exercise Bitterness
In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
I spent all week not working. Okay, I don't work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy. I sent the kids off to school, "allowed" my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home. When someone interrupts my … Continue reading In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
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