A long time ago, after the popularity of my bitter post about socks, I had planned to do the sequel post about shoes. However, my virtual garbage can was empty, with wadded up ideas strewn about, usually missing the virtual target pretty badly. It's not like I am a bad shot, (I made my high school sophomore basketball … Continue reading Shoe Bitterness
Entertainment
Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don't … Continue reading Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
Kid’s Birthday Party: A bitter review
Since I don't like to think or do much on the weekends(or any other day for that matter), I have decided to start a new feature on the weekends (that is Saturday or Sunday for people that don't know) dedicated to reviewing things that make me bitter. It could be a movie I slept through, … Continue reading Kid’s Birthday Party: A bitter review
Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
I know it has been a hard week for everyone, because blah, blah, blah it is always a hard week for everyone ever. But especially for the readers of this blog who have had to endure so many words these past two posts. So in order to show that I don't care at all, I have … Continue reading Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
Bitter Bees
I was cruising along the highway on my way home from yet another bitter day of work, window down, sweating up a storm, with my no air conditioning, perusing WordPress on my phone, while not paying attention to the road(or anything else for that matter), except to occasionally look up at the ridiculous gas prices, … Continue reading Bitter Bees
Outdoor Bitterness
When I was growing up, one of my first memories was when I was 6 years old. My brother and I got home from an excersion of some sort(might have been a vacation trip or a trip to the grocery store. You expect me to remember? I was 6.) I was dressed in my Superman pajamas and my brother was in his Batman pj's … Continue reading Outdoor Bitterness
Bittercast
Hello Bitter people or others who have nothing else to do tonight or do, but want to avoid to doing that thing that they have to do. Have I got a thing that you definitely do not want to do. A long time ago, I did a post about Finding a Bitter Rival. It was … Continue reading Bittercast
Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
You know when Hallmark says when you can't think of the words to say, express it through a Hallmark card? Well, Hallmark hasn't done any bitter cards yet, and I haven't invented my line of Bitter Cards yet, so I decided to have someone who works on a farm and another person who take pictures … Continue reading Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
Bitter Sleep
Yesterday, I was sitting on my computer most of the day, staring at it. The cursor was staring back at me, blinking, laughing at me and challenging me to write some halfway decent words. In other words, it has been making me very bitter. When the thoughts don't come and the creative spark doesn't electrify me, I can't … Continue reading Bitter Sleep
Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
With the recent outbreak (get it?) of popular movies like World War Z and television shows like The Walking Dead people are worried about a zombie apocalypse. They should be worried. Though it appears that most of us are just normal, average, everday citizens, the Zombie Apocalypse is actually upon us right now. If you don't … Continue reading Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
Bitter Bucket List
Yesterday when I was giving our ditch a haircut and experiencing this weird sensation called pain(I'm never going to do this work thing again), I realized I was going to eventually kick the bucket(the stupid bucket keeps appearing in our yard somehow and I'm pretty clumsy). I've heard of a thing called a Bucket List … Continue reading Bitter Bucket List
My Bitter Rights
I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something. We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities. Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit. … Continue reading My Bitter Rights
Bitter Burger Review
In doing research for my Bitter Restaurant, I am trying to go to as many restaurants as I can for research(and by as as many as I can, I mean like once a month). I need to find the least politically correct name, the worst service and the most deceitful pricing. While no restaurant will … Continue reading Bitter Burger Review
Summer Bitterness
My childhood played a bitterly cruel trick on me. Why? Because according to 1-13 year old Bitter Ben, I was supposed to get a mandatory 3 month summer vacation and I was forced to have fun. Summers were a bitter time where I was supposed to do run around without purpose, play bitterly cruel pranks on … Continue reading Summer Bitterness
Random Acts of Bitterness
Most people I know want to make a difference in their lives. I do too, but between my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, my amusement park,Bitterland, this blog, which has the potential to be read by 10's of people, and my Bittertising Agency I have multiple avenues to affect the people of this world. Most people don't have these vast … Continue reading Random Acts of Bitterness
Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
My bitterness goes to places most people don't even think about. But, people can relate to me because I am also bitter about common things that everyone is bitter about too. For instance, I am the most bitter about the day we all call Tuesday, but I am also bitter about Mondays as well, like most … Continue reading Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
Picasso Bitterness
As an expert in jumping to conclusions, being ignorant and making assumptions on things I have overheard, I believe that Picasso was a good artist. So good apparently that many people call their best work their "Picasso". Maybe he was good at one time, but that was a long time ago. How about we move … Continue reading Picasso Bitterness
Bitter Loyalty
For most of my life until recently(yesterday) I have been a loyal guy (some people call my one sided loyalty stalking, but when has "some people" ever been right?). I have decided that I am not going to loyal anymore. I thought for a long time if you are loyal with someone, something or somewhere … Continue reading Bitter Loyalty
Remote Control Bitterness
As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy. However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness
Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today. There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads. Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
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