I had my typically bitter Tuesday yesterday. Even though I am on "vacation", I had to attend two graduations. And I'm not talking about college or high school. I'm not even talking B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness(you degraduate with dishonors there.) We are talking a graduation from Pre-school and a graduation from a fictional pioneer school … Continue reading Talking Bitterness
Bitterness
Post Office Bitterness
I am off this week from work and school and I have no extravagant plans. I'm not going to Bitterland, I don't have any B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness classes or even a trip to Hawaii. I'm not even on what the idiots call the Staycation, where you wander around your own town in search of … Continue reading Post Office Bitterness
School carnival bitterness
As you have may have read in the past, I am a Demusement park owner. Disneyland was a place modeled after my park Bitterland. The difference is that at Bitterland, I deliberately have disdain for my customers and I am honest about it, while Disney tries to hide the fact that it only loves your … Continue reading School carnival bitterness
Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week
I used to think that turtles didn't have much use because they were slow. It wasn't until I got older that I realized that I wanted to be just like them. They said we couldn't learn anything from turtles, and by "they" I mean "them". You know, the guys that say things and girls that say stuff. Turtles never … Continue reading Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week
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