I understand weekends get really busy doing things like perusing the internet for movies to go to, watching people on TV hiking and biking and watching the snow outside not being shoveled. Then there is the whole playing in traffic. Since I am an observer of other people in general, and also a connoisseur of seeing people suffer in particular, watching car dodging is one of my favorite activities for other people to do.
I organized letters into really confusing words this week:
On Tuesday, traffic was brought up again when the Struggle Bus dropped off the hard work avoiding television stars like the Kardashians, the Biebers and the Cyruses.
Noizes were made by shoes, other people’s kids and that stupid invention Alexander Graham Bell invented 138 years ago.
On Friday, the week’s Face needed to be Punched in the form of Giftures because of how much of a pain in the butt it was.
Twitters were bittered:
Comments were made:
On the Struggle Bus:
“I think there is some chemistry there betwixt the sickle-clawed Carnivore and America’s sweetheart. Maybe he would use his claw to scrape that white yeasty mess off Miley’s tongue, which clearly hasn’t been brushed since she was on Hannah Montana.” Kerbey
“The wheels on Ben’s bus go round and round…right off a cliff.” brickhousechick
On the Noize Bitterness:
“Phones make me super bitter. I sat on the bus this morning just marinating in bitterness as the loud mouth behind me yapped on the phone. Hey chick, no one cares about what you, like, pick for your like major or whatever. I don’t know what made me more bitter, the phone call on a silent sanctuary of a bus or the excessive use of: like, whatever, and you know.” QuickStepp
“I am apparently so noisefree and insignificant that my new neighbors are never worried about disturbing anyone when they set their speakers on full blast. Grrrr.” MissFourEyes
“One of the best opening lines ever!
Took me a couple minutes before I could continue reading I was laughing so hard. The rest of the post caused even more hilarity now I’m at least ten minutes behind on my nights reading.” Disfunctionalunit
“I’m sending a lot of fuzzy brain noise to you at this moment. You should be getting it the minute you finish reading this comment….buzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I sat here for 15 minutes after I read your post and that was the comment I came up with….isn’t that ironic?” rynolexson
“Bravo sir. Bravo. The chap kicking in the car windscreen was initially my favourite gif (what country was that in?) but the Streetfighter kick-out was just outstanding.” Sean Smithson
To sum up the week have some Bonus Bitter Pictures for the week:
This weekend, get some Bitter Revenge:
and take a swing at being worse at something:
Just in case you have forgotten that Monday is tomorrow here’s your bitter reminder, suckers!
Bitter Reminder Ben