Today, I'm going to go all Seinfeld on you. I know it similar to some of the plots of many of the Seinfeld shows, but who is in charge of the automatic towel dispensers in the bathroom? Some of them roll out a red carpet below your feet before they stop dispensing. Others, like … Continue reading Towel A Ban Bitter Friday Giftures
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Finesse Friday Giftures
As we all know, I am about as subtle as a hammer. I have no skills in the art of subtlery. I would make a really bad spy because I would be sneaking up behind some thug that I was supposed to off, and I would of course have my tap shoes on and … Continue reading Finesse Friday Giftures
Some Coal Appeared and Saw Its Shadow Bitter Friday Giftures
Sometimes I get a little confused. I know that today is Groundhog's Day, but does he appear and make a shadow if the winter is going to be six weeks longer or if you are naughty you get coal. Also, which is the one with fireworks? Is it Halloween or St. Patrick's Day? And … Continue reading Some Coal Appeared and Saw Its Shadow Bitter Friday Giftures
Hungry Like a Wolfgang Friday Giftures
I'm always hungry, especially when I'm not hungry. I love eating well past when I am completely full. I always get so mad when I have to go to sleep because that means I have to go like 5 hours without eating. Who has time for sleep when you are trying to eat all … Continue reading Hungry Like a Wolfgang Friday Giftures
Taylor Made Bitter Friday Giftures
Alright, my laziness has reached an all time low. Or high? I can't decide which one is right. Anyways, as I said last week, it seems like I do all the work around here, with the writing and with the graphic design, ur, stealing gifs from other places, and then you guys also make … Continue reading Taylor Made Bitter Friday Giftures
Growing Corn Friday Giftures
I was born in Southern California close to a tiny town called Los Angeles and lived there for 6 years during, you know, my formative years. Then we moved to the New York area, an even smaller podunk town called NYC. Luckily, we got out of those lands of opportunity and moved to South … Continue reading Growing Corn Friday Giftures
Howling at the Moon Bitter Friday Giftures
I wouldn't say that I'm Harry Potter, but around this time of year, I definitely get hairy. It's not so much that I'm lazy(just kidding I am), it's just that I don't feel like shaving. For some reason my teeth get a little sharper too. Maybe it is all those sugar cookies, that my … Continue reading Howling at the Moon Bitter Friday Giftures
Quick and Easy Meals for under $1000 Friday Giftures
I'm all about that simplicity. And that bass. I know when you are hungry and you just need something quick for your family, time is of the essence. Well, sign up for the Bitter Ben quick meal program and we will find a way to get you some food within the next 8 hours, … Continue reading Quick and Easy Meals for under $1000 Friday Giftures
Let’s Play Jeopardy Friday Giftures
So I have a Jeopardy question for you. Oh, wait they don't do questions. Well too bad. I do things differently around here. So suck, it Trabek. Do you know what the Sunshine State is? If you guessed Florida, you are right. And probably from there. But did you also know that unofficially it is … Continue reading Let’s Play Jeopardy Friday Giftures
If I were a King for a Day Friday Giftures
If I were declared king for a day, that would be a little weird because I don't think I want to live in the UK, or other places where there was a king, but my first declaration would be that my kingly salary would continue after I was king, then resign, and go off … Continue reading If I were a King for a Day Friday Giftures
Tis the Season for Being in a Rush Friday Giftures
Thanks the mayhem of Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday, people are in all kinds of rushes today. That means stores are going to be crowded, streets are going to be crammed and people are going to be cranky. And what better season to be cranky than a season that is … Continue reading Tis the Season for Being in a Rush Friday Giftures
Bad Fashion Bitter Friday Giftures
This blog is many things, but one thing it is not is a fashion blog. You will not see an Outfit of the Day, or multiple photos of me trying different outfits on. I will not be giving the best tips for get the best deals on clothes during Black Friday. If anything, I … Continue reading Bad Fashion Bitter Friday Giftures
Lights are so distracting Friday Giftures
I've always been a fan of not light. Light is kind of a jerk when you are trying to sleep. I'm one of those people that has to have it vampire dark for me sleep. Also have you ever been to a city a night? Always blinking, distracting me, trying to get me to … Continue reading Lights are so distracting Friday Giftures
Lateness is Greatness Friday Giftures
As the regulars of this podcast know, whoops, blog know, I am always on time. Just kidding, but really I usually post in the early morning, depending on where you live. Where I live is right here and that is the most important. But you know, lateness is greatness, which is why I am … Continue reading Lateness is Greatness Friday Giftures
Sneaky Bitter Friday Giftures
When I was getting ready to leave work last night, there was a little paper sign on the door. "Halloween party in the break room at 1:30 pm. Prizes for contests, food, etc." It kind of shocked me, because Halloween just sneaked up on me. Which I know is hard to believe for some … Continue reading Sneaky Bitter Friday Giftures
Freaky Friday Giftures
The other day, I was going for a walk on one of the many trails around here and I ran into a cat. It was one of those bitter looking cats that look like Grumpy Cat. It had a scrunched up face and appeared to not give a care in the world that I … Continue reading Freaky Friday Giftures
Friday the 13th Giftures
It's that time of the year. The haunted houses are advertising that they can scare the heck out of you. The horror movies are making amazing amounts of cash by scaring the crap out of you. Worst of all, the pumpkin spice flavors are out to take all your money. But I'm not going … Continue reading Friday the 13th Giftures
Slow motion Friday Giftures
Someone must have hit the slow motion button on my life, because I can't seem to keep up. Just yesterday my kids were just starting school and today they tell me they are in 4th and 8th grades. The other day Donald Trump was this rich real estate guy from New York. Just today … Continue reading Slow motion Friday Giftures
Go Fun My Bitterness Friday Giftures
I really like the idea of working from home, but only if I'm not actually working from home. I.E. I get paid to do things, but don't actually do things. I've decided that if some people can get money for free on Go Fun Me, so should I. They may say they have a … Continue reading Go Fun My Bitterness Friday Giftures
Friday Giftures for Days
The days are becoming shorter and I'm okay with that. Daytime isn't good for you. The is the part of the 24 hours period where you have to do things like work, breathe, shop, deal with people, etc. On the other hand, the night time is when you do fun stuff like TV, video games, … Continue reading Friday Giftures for Days
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