There was a time in my life when I was fast. In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes. In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team. I ran track and mowed the lawn. It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape. I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness
Laziness
Lazy Saturday Bitterness
I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
Time zone bitterness
As an esteemed (that is another word for bitter right?) member of this society of Americans, by way of being born, I have the right of free speech. The Bills of the Right Constitutions tells me so. You bitter believe that I am going to full advantage of this and abuse it to the best of my blogabilities. There are other … Continue reading Time zone bitterness
Bitter Awareness Week
This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am. I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong. Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week
Bitter News with Pictures
Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Hi, Bitter People and others. There is something that I want to get off my chest. I have to admit that lately I've been feeling empty. Don't get me wrong. Being bitter is great and all. But I have been missing something my whole life and this morning I finally figured what it was. I … Continue reading Wanted: Bitter Rival to Share Bitter Feud with
Tent Bitterness
Welcome to Shelter 102 in The B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness, Bitterian students! If you are here, you should have taken the pre-requisite, Shelter 101, Idiots that don't know anything about Shelter. I hope you all had a dreadfully bitter weekend . Address any complaints to way overwhelmed TA. If you did happen to have a good weekend, don't … Continue reading Tent Bitterness
Mother’s Day Bitterness
I've noticed around the Blogimunity, facebook (facebook doesn't get a capital letter), and Twitter that many people have been saying really nice things about their moms. It seems like that there has been a simultaneous, worldwide niceness towards moms. I guess everyone has just been really sentimental towards their moms and for that I … Continue reading Mother’s Day Bitterness
Meeting Bitterness
Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
Mailman Bitterness
I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
If you have seen the movie video game movie Wreck-it Ralph(which I may or may not have forced my kids to go to), then you know that it is all about a bad guy named Wreck-it Ralph. If you haven't seen it, then pause this blog, go get a 60 HDTV, with surround sound, a … Continue reading Wreck-It Wralph Wreview Bitterness
Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn't want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all … Continue reading Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
Bitterland
According to the calendar, it should be springtime. After spring, usually there is this season called Summer. Summer is famous for many things, like scathingly hot weather(except in Seattle), drought, kids not being in school (causing apathy and laziness), forest fires, bugs, sunburns, overpriced and terrible summer movies, and overpriced and terrible amusement parks(in other … Continue reading Bitterland
Earth Day Bitterness
April is an awesome month for a number of reasons. First of all, April stalks March and puts it out of its misery the moment it ends. Even at young age, I recognized that March made me bitter. Growing up in South Dakota, the weather was miserable, it was always a rough month for homework with … Continue reading Earth Day Bitterness
Door Bitterness
I would like to apologize for yesterday's post. As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark. It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?" If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness
Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
I was looking back to my first post a mere year ago, and it made me think. (How dare you first post!) It basically spells out my mission statement, my purpose for not only this blog, but the meaning of my life. The world is getting sloppy with all its happiness and its upbeatness and its smiling and … Continue reading Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
Clock Bitterness
I am a busy person. I have many duties to avoid at work, and when I come home a television that has all this programming that needs my attention. In between, I have a phone has all these apps that constantly need updating with Tweets(last one 4 days ago), Facebook likes(don't really like anything about … Continue reading Clock Bitterness
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