Do you know what your eye color is? I certainly don't what MY eye color is. There may not be a description for it, because it isn't green and it isn't brown, but some weird combination of the two. Some people would call it hazel, but I just call it like a puke color. … Continue reading Naptime Bitter Friday Giftures
First World Problems
Ignoravirus Bitter Friday Giftures
There has been a lot of talk about viruses this year. It started small with just a word or two, but little by little it has grown. I guess that is how all viruses spread. Now people are wearing masks, covering their eyes and mouths, and starting to panic. Yes, the election is this … Continue reading Ignoravirus Bitter Friday Giftures
Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K Bitter Friday Giftures
If you know exactly what I am referring to in the title there, then you are either a little older and a product of the 80's or you study the 80's. All I know is that movie was one of the great time travel movies of all time and also a launchpad for one … Continue reading Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K Bitter Friday Giftures
Taking Out the Garbage Bitter Friday Giftures
At the time of typing this blog, I'm bitter, sore and utterly exhausted. I don't mean to throw my parents under the bus, but they are the reason why. You see, they live almost full-time down in the southern part of Utah, while we live in the northern part, where they have a condo … Continue reading Taking Out the Garbage Bitter Friday Giftures
Forefield Bitter Friday Giftures
Sometimes it seems like most of our problems come from the fact that we are fragile. Do you ever stop and think how easy it is for us to get injured or die? I mean, like so easy. All it takes is a half-way decent-sized rock land on us, or we fall more than … Continue reading Forefield Bitter Friday Giftures
Pioneer Woman Bitterness
As you know, I'm bitter. If you don't know that, then you haven't been following my blog for 7 years, or you didn't notice the title. Most of the time, I like to rant about the little things. Traffic, soap, the way my toes don't fit into socks; you know, stuff that Jerry Seinfeld could … Continue reading Pioneer Woman Bitterness
The Inversion Bitter Friday Giftures
There is this weird epidemic of weather here in Utah that I'm not sure exists anywhere else. Since we live in these valleys that are surrounded by mountain ranges, when it's cold and doesn't snow for a while, we get this thing called The Inversion. It's one of those made-up weather words like the … Continue reading The Inversion Bitter Friday Giftures
Refuel Bitter Friday Giftures
We're coming up on the most depressing day of the year soon (I think it is usually like January 18th every year), which is a bitter person's fuel. To prepare for this special day, let's talk about how we can fuel up for this event. What are some things that work for me? There … Continue reading Refuel Bitter Friday Giftures
20/20 Vision Bitter Friday Giftures
My kids are always telling me how out of touch and old I am. I try to stay in touch and I think that I know just enough to be dangerous. I am never on the bleeding edge of all the memes, just the cutting edge, so they tell me to stop talking. Anyways, … Continue reading 20/20 Vision Bitter Friday Giftures
The Bitter Grind Friday Giftures
I read a book once about legit book about video games and how they can be a positive thing. Most people that write about them talk about how they are the downfall of society. Anyways, she mentions that we will do things in video games willingly that we can't stand doing in the real … Continue reading The Bitter Grind Friday Giftures
Baby Yoda Bitter Friday Giftures
I may be the only one in the world who doesn't have Disney+. I'm sure you all find that really hard to believe. What kind of bitter person couldn't love the Disney+ channel? And then you remember that I'm the most bitter. That doesn't mean that I haven't heard about the most buzzed new … Continue reading Baby Yoda Bitter Friday Giftures
Hot List Bitter Friday Giftures
I am a failure in many aspects of my life. I think you know some of them and I don't have time to list most of them. In order to really feel like a failure, make sure you compare yourself to someone who is much better off than you. Easy peasy, you will feel … Continue reading Hot List Bitter Friday Giftures
Feature Me Bitterness
As possibly the laziest guy on earth, who also wants to be rich and famous, the ultimate goal for me is to get "internet famous". To me, that means I have enough followers so I can make money off of all these suckers, but still be able to be pretty anonymous when I decide to … Continue reading Feature Me Bitterness
Decorating with Bitter Friday Giftures
My wife and I were in charge of the decorating for our church Christmas party this last week, which means my wife was in charge and I helped. Let me tell you how hard it is to watch her wrap presents for a centerpiece, string up strands and more strands of stockings, wrap certain … Continue reading Decorating with Bitter Friday Giftures
Looking like a Turkey Bitter Friday Giftures
Today is one of the days that you either dread or love. It seems like there is no in-between. If you happen to work at Walmart, Target, Amazon, or another megastore, I assume you've been dreading this day, neh, season for some time now. You finished your turkey and then said, "Off to work … Continue reading Looking like a Turkey Bitter Friday Giftures
Alexa and Google
My daughter is always making sure that I'm up to date on the latest memes, though occasionally I find some of the older ones a lot funnier. One of my favorites of all time is the following: "This is my job. It's soda pressing." I don't know if this next one is a meme, … Continue reading Alexa and Google
Dreams Coming True Bitter Friday Giftures
Many people talk about their dreams coming true. Someone just got their dream job. Another met their dream man or woman. Someone else is going on a dream vacation. On the other hand, I do all those things. Except then I wake up. Most of the time, life is a bunch of days that … Continue reading Dreams Coming True Bitter Friday Giftures
Eggcellent Bitter Friday Giftures
I've been on a bitter diet lately, because my doctor told me I had to. I don't know why doctors are always telling you such bitter news. You complain about one little thing (my knees, my back, my shoulder, can't sleep, tired all the time, can't make it up the stairs without breathing heavily, … Continue reading Eggcellent Bitter Friday Giftures
Silent Treatment
A lot of people have anxiety about relationships. I get it too. I was once at an age where my whole life hinged on everything from will a girl look back at me, to will a girl ever talk to me, to will a girl ever go on a date with me, etc. It seemed … Continue reading Silent Treatment
Headphones Friday Bitter Giftures
Sometimes, I wonder if the greatest invention ever for an introvert has already been invented. They have been with me through all the bitter trials in my life. They've helped me ignore concourses of overwhelming extroverts, helped me look busy and focused at work, and given me excuses for not hearing what important people … Continue reading Headphones Friday Bitter Giftures
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