Bitter Memory Friday Giftures

If there is something I lose more than my wallet(which of course I forgot or lost this morning), it is my memory.  Every time I wake up in the morning I lose about every shred of a dream I might have had.  Probably a good thing, considering how bitter my dreams probably are.  Pretty much every important detail I ever studied for in every school class ever, was lost at just the right time – the test.  Also don’t ever hope that you want me to remember your birthday or anniversary, because I don’t even remember mine.  I mean I was screaming like a baby that day.  You would have been too had you been coming out of a nice warm belly.  Most people tell me their first memory was when they were three-five years old. Mine wasn’t until I was 15 and right now I can’t even remember that one.  So today, let’s celebrate the most forgotten thing of all time.  Our memory.

 

I think she may have forgotten…

 

...she's forgotten.

…that she isn’t on Match.com.

 

Hey dad! Look…

 

what are these round ball looking things called again?

…what are these round ball looking things called again?

 

Sitting is hard…

...but I'll try it again.  Dang it!

…but I’ll try it again. Dang it!

 

Let’s see I think I left my keys…

...not over here...AAAAAHHH! Not funny clown!

…not over here…AAAAAHHH! Not funny clown!

 

Remember how lame Tommy Lee Jones was in the Golden Globes….

 

sdfdsf

…yeah, I don’t remember either.

 

Hey remember that guy we were supposed to tackle….

remember that

…any idea where he went?

 

Dude, remember that wicked awesome handshake we used to do?

sfd

…yeah me neither. Let’s hug it out.

 

Do they have water in pools?

I don't remember.  Let's shoot it out find out.

I don’t remember. Let’s shoot it out find out.

 

Remember that one time we went sliding down that hill?

 

What time when we went sliding down the hill?

Yeah, that was nuts…

 

Where was is the switch you use to the start the mower?

dsfdf

Oh, there it is. Found it!

 

No one can save you.  I’ve got you just where I want you…

sdfds

…oh, I forgot about your friends..

 

 

Don’t forget that Dancing with the TV stars…

adsd

…can be quite difficult when the TV cart is a bad dancer.

 

Speaking of forgetting, can we just forget that this whole week existed? Have a bitter Holiday Weekend.  Unless you have it off.  Then be bitter that you aren’t going to Hawaii.

ARRRRGGGGHHHH

Bitter What was I talking about? Ben

 

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28 thoughts on “Bitter Memory Friday Giftures

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  2. Hey, Ben! How’s it goin’? Maybe, you’ve forgotten because of all the liquor you’ve sucked down? Or, maybe that’s me…check out my latest post -http://tenaciousbitch.com/2014/05/25/love-my-merlot-and-becks-light-but-keep-the-ganja-away-from-me/ , or maybe it’s all the bitterness souring your memory? :).I didn’t spend the weekend in Hawaii, but I managed to have fun anyway – in Kentucky of all places, sitting poolside, which though it wasn’t tropical was quite lovely. Hope all is well in your world!
    Later!
    TB

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    • That’s why I never pretended to learn those handshake things. Because first I would have to acknowledge someone instead of ignoring them, but also I have no rythmn so how could I expect to learn something that takes movement?

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  3. I was really happy to have a three-day weekend, but now that I realize I’m not going to Hawaii I am pretty bitter. Even with all those hilarious gifs you’ve succeeded!
    What Tommy Lee Jones movie is that?

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  4. Today is Friday. XD

    The handshake one? That dude’s YouTube channel is one of the only things I’ve ever watched somewhat consistently on there. Haven’t in a while, but did for a while. lol He’s HILARIOUS (most of the time).

    Also, I’m trying to figure out why it took that grandpa five hours to aim at such a large target that was RIGHT THERE. Kind of ridiculous.

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    • Congrats on remembering it is Friday! Well, it was back then, anyways. I didn’t even know that guy had a YouTube channel or that he was a thing. Who is it? I want to check out his channel and see if he is really as funny as you claim.

      It would be pretty nice to be that dude that had all day to contemplate whether he was going to shoot that pool or not.

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      • Yeah, he has a YouTube channel.
        http://www.youtube.com/user/LAHWF

        Some of the videos aren’t as funny as others. The first one I saw was ‘Holding People’s Hand’ like . . . a year and a half ago, I want to say. I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.
        I honestly don’t know how he keeps a straight face for most of those.

        As for the dude shooting the pool, I would lose my mind if I had nothing to do but sit around and contemplate whether or not to shoot a pool. Maybe that’s ‘the good life’?

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