When I was growing up, one of my first memories was when I was 6 years old. My brother and I got home from an excersion of some sort(might have been a vacation trip or a trip to the grocery store. You expect me to remember? I was 6.) I was dressed in my Superman pajamas and my brother was in his Batman pj's … Continue reading Outdoor Bitterness
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Bittercast
Hello Bitter people or others who have nothing else to do tonight or do, but want to avoid to doing that thing that they have to do. Have I got a thing that you definitely do not want to do. A long time ago, I did a post about Finding a Bitter Rival. It was … Continue reading Bittercast
Bitter Ben Kryptonite
As a 16/7 user of WordPress, I not only blog, but I spy on read other people's blogs, whenever I am not writing or thinking about writing things about bitterness. I used to go to websites like ESPN and IGN.com, but ever since being on WordPress, I don't go to them much anymore. If WordPress gets more money for every minute people … Continue reading Bitter Ben Kryptonite
Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
You know when Hallmark says when you can't think of the words to say, express it through a Hallmark card? Well, Hallmark hasn't done any bitter cards yet, and I haven't invented my line of Bitter Cards yet, so I decided to have someone who works on a farm and another person who take pictures … Continue reading Bitter Apathetic Lazy Telekenetic Pictures (or Bitter Pictures of the Week)
Bitter Sleep
Yesterday, I was sitting on my computer most of the day, staring at it. The cursor was staring back at me, blinking, laughing at me and challenging me to write some halfway decent words. In other words, it has been making me very bitter. When the thoughts don't come and the creative spark doesn't electrify me, I can't … Continue reading Bitter Sleep
Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
With the recent outbreak (get it?) of popular movies like World War Z and television shows like The Walking Dead people are worried about a zombie apocalypse. They should be worried. Though it appears that most of us are just normal, average, everday citizens, the Zombie Apocalypse is actually upon us right now. If you don't … Continue reading Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
Random Picture Bitterness
Tuesday is like the Bitter of Flavors. No one likes it and everyone just wants it to go away. For some reason all of our neighborhood kids like to hang out in our house all day, eating all our food, messing up our house, scattering toys everywhere, breaking all our valuables, and then when I get home, none … Continue reading Random Picture Bitterness
Bitter Bucket List
Yesterday when I was giving our ditch a haircut and experiencing this weird sensation called pain(I'm never going to do this work thing again), I realized I was going to eventually kick the bucket(the stupid bucket keeps appearing in our yard somehow and I'm pretty clumsy). I've heard of a thing called a Bucket List … Continue reading Bitter Bucket List
My Bitter Rights
I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something. We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities. Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit. … Continue reading My Bitter Rights
Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Doesn't it make you bitter when you just want someone else to do your work for you, because you are lazy? Well, not only am I lazy, but I am incompetent. I don't know anything about cars, except how to operate the windshield wipers. And even those I get confused with. Which button makes them go slow … Continue reading Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Bitter Burger Review
In doing research for my Bitter Restaurant, I am trying to go to as many restaurants as I can for research(and by as as many as I can, I mean like once a month). I need to find the least politically correct name, the worst service and the most deceitful pricing. While no restaurant will … Continue reading Bitter Burger Review
Summer Bitterness
My childhood played a bitterly cruel trick on me. Why? Because according to 1-13 year old Bitter Ben, I was supposed to get a mandatory 3 month summer vacation and I was forced to have fun. Summers were a bitter time where I was supposed to do run around without purpose, play bitterly cruel pranks on … Continue reading Summer Bitterness
Random Acts of Bitterness
Most people I know want to make a difference in their lives. I do too, but between my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, my amusement park,Bitterland, this blog, which has the potential to be read by 10's of people, and my Bittertising Agency I have multiple avenues to affect the people of this world. Most people don't have these vast … Continue reading Random Acts of Bitterness
Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
My bitterness goes to places most people don't even think about. But, people can relate to me because I am also bitter about common things that everyone is bitter about too. For instance, I am the most bitter about the day we all call Tuesday, but I am also bitter about Mondays as well, like most … Continue reading Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)
Picasso Bitterness
As an expert in jumping to conclusions, being ignorant and making assumptions on things I have overheard, I believe that Picasso was a good artist. So good apparently that many people call their best work their "Picasso". Maybe he was good at one time, but that was a long time ago. How about we move … Continue reading Picasso Bitterness
Bitter Loyalty
For most of my life until recently(yesterday) I have been a loyal guy (some people call my one sided loyalty stalking, but when has "some people" ever been right?). I have decided that I am not going to loyal anymore. I thought for a long time if you are loyal with someone, something or somewhere … Continue reading Bitter Loyalty
Remote Control Bitterness
As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy. However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness
Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today. There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads. Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
Super Bitterness for real
I am so bitter that my Android phone posted that Super Bitterness before I was ready to post. Arrrghhh! Now I am Super Bitter at my phone and WordPress for allowing my phone to post something before it was ready. So without further ado, here is the first paragraph that you have already read, with … Continue reading Super Bitterness for real
Super Bitterness
In honor of me staying up until midnight to watch The Man of Steel because I aspire to be an outsider from another planet and destroy things with ease, I am going to list some reasons why I'm bitter I am not Superman. I Posted from WordPress for Android
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