Bittervational Speech – Everyone is Better Than You

  It has been the purpose of this blog from the very beginning to help people overcome the heavy weight and burden of being happy all the time.  If you don't believe me, go alllll the way back to my very first, terribly written post that introduced the world (by world, I mean my family) … Continue reading Bittervational Speech – Everyone is Better Than You

Not Wanted: Lost Puppy Blog

You didn't think this had anything to do with puppies did you?  It was a ploy like a bad sports or newspaper headline to attract readership.  But why would I ever want to attract you here? It just makes more work for me and work is the last thing I want to do on a Monday … Continue reading Not Wanted: Lost Puppy Blog

Lost in The Future – Disney Studios Edition

There's been all kinds of things written about the future.  I don't know if you know or care, but when Back to the Future came out in 1985, 30 years in the future was 2015.  Back to Future got some of those things right and some way off.  No the Cubs still haven't won a … Continue reading Lost in The Future – Disney Studios Edition

The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1

I've been doing this blogging thing for over 2 1/2 years years now, and pretty regularly I might add.  When there are so many things I have to be bitter about, there has always been a wealth of subjects to choose from.  You've probably read a few posts and cringed thinking "Is it even possible … Continue reading The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1

In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much

If you a regular reader of this crap, uh I mean this blog, then you certainly didn't miss much by skipping out this week.  In fact, I didn't really miss much either, deciding that watching paint dry and grass grow much more interesting that deciding to do a blog for the amusement of no one.  … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much

In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store

  I got kicked out of the house this weekend because my mini me daughter had her birthday and she wanted to do it with other female humans.  So I had to get off the couch and stop being annoying dad for a little bit.  Mini me boy decided that he didn't want to go … Continue reading In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store

In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage

It's that time of year when you allow those annoying people that you can't stand(other people) to invade your yard and pay to take the crap that you are trying to get rid of.  While you do get a little bit of money (let me stress a little), the trade off is that you have … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage

In case you missed it…because you were busy celebrating Independence Day by being with you Framily

Most of you, myself included, probably wanted to spend your whole weekend alone, playing video games, watching Netflix and trolling people on the internet worldwide.  My guess is that you, just like me, had to spend time with either your family or your friends because "it's the holiday weekend" and "holidays are for getting together … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy celebrating Independence Day by being with you Framily

In case you missed it…because you were busy getting lost in the forest

On the weekends, I rarely venture off the land mass known as leather couch island, but for some reason some miniature life form kept brow beating me to leave the island as as he does from time to time.  Instead of continuing to allow my unshaven brows to receive a Mike Tyson like beating, I … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy getting lost in the forest

In case missed it…because you were busy ruining your knees at your Father Daughter Dance

They are only knees right? It's not like I kneed them for laying down on the couch, or sitting at work or anything. Might as well dance like an idiot in front of my daughter, her friends, and their dads right? And who doesn't want to listen to music you haven't hear since you were … Continue reading In case missed it…because you were busy ruining your knees at your Father Daughter Dance

In case you missed it…because the media was chasing you

  You just typed the blog of your life and that one person that wrote a book, accidentally followed you. All of a sudden, your blog is blowing up, and you are adding like 5 followers a month. All of a sudden, rumors are flying around about the bacon vegan meal you had, the scandalous … Continue reading In case you missed it…because the media was chasing you

In case you missed it..because you were Tire-d

I screwed up.  I messed up big time.  I had an extra day and I blew it.  I didn't treat yesterday like a Ferris Bueller's Day off. I didn't put every ounce of my laziness into making it the laziest day ever.  I got up relatively early.  I took a shower aaand used deodorant.  I … Continue reading In case you missed it..because you were Tire-d

In case you missed it…because you were busy getting season finalied

You always know the season finales are happening when the world starts spinning as fast as a hurricane, tornado, volcano and the Flash combined.  You know when a divorce, marriage, death, and merger all happen to the same person in the same hour.  So I completely don't understand how you could have missed a moment … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy getting season finalied

In In case you missed it…because you were busy telling your mom sorry for being such a bitter brat

Orr....maybe that was just me.  Yeah, definitely.  My mom raised 5 kids, a husband, a cat and a dog.  She fed the dog better than me, but on the other hand, he didn't bark back at her as much as I did.  She woke up super early every morning to teach me (and a bunch … Continue reading In In case you missed it…because you were busy telling your mom sorry for being such a bitter brat

In case you missed it…because you were busy looking at old letters

There is nothing like looking back at old letters, pictures and newsletters and realizing how bad your hair looked, how terrible your grammar was, and how amazingly in love you were with someone that didn't even know who you were.  We were doing a little spring cleaning yesterday and I was cleaning out an old … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy looking at old letters

In case you missed it…because you were busy working hard on your laziness

People get busy on the weekend.  I get it, there's a lot of fun and laziness to pack into 2 days.  Until the weekend gets longer and the work week gets shorter, (I'm working with Obama on that) there is always going to be a lot of pressure to get in all the laziness and … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy working hard on your laziness

In case you missed it…because you needed more things to add to your busy life

Whether you were doing chores, overindulging on Easter candy or spending too much time watching the NBA Playoffs, cutting the grass, going grocery shopping or catching up on all your family arguments or being lazy ignoring all the things you have to do, you were busy the last two weeks.  I was so busy doing … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you needed more things to add to your busy life

The Bitter Divide

Last night I was watching the X-Men: First Class and one of the many themes of the movie was divisions and what causes them.  At first, most of the X-Men are friends because of the mutual abilities that made the different/better than regular humans with no gifts.  The world isn't sure what to do with … Continue reading The Bitter Divide

In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season

There was a time about 13 years ago, when there was a baseball team worth following in this town called the Mariners.  They were in the midst of taking a very specific type of steroids that caused them to be able to hit a baseball out of the the baseball park, and pitch fast enough … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season

In case you missed it…because you were outdooring

  It is pretty tempting this time of year to go outside.  Supposedly even if the stupid hamster saw his shadow, it is spring.  The weather is sunny just about everywhere except here and warming up.  The nuisances called birds and yardwork are returning and snow is melting.  Some people are tired of staying inside, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were outdooring