Most of you, myself included, probably wanted to spend your whole weekend alone, playing video games, watching Netflix and trolling people on the internet worldwide. My guess is that you, just like me, had to spend time with either your family or your friends because “it’s the holiday weekend” and “holidays are for getting together with people” to celebrate our “independence”. Do people not know what independence means? It means to not depend on other people! The founding fighters of our country came here so the British would just leave us alone. So, now we celebrate it by being with people that bother us? We should be celebrating just like the founding fathers and telling others to leave us alone.
This last week I was doing my best to alienate others by doing posts that made them bitter such as the Explosively Bitter Giftures, which showed the best way to blow things up, and not your instagram feed. Just in plain old Fireworky ways.
Then there was a bad display of taking care of the environment, things that I do almost every that ruin it. What is even worse is how badly I take care of my own bitter ecosystem. Find out more in the My Bitter Ecosystem post.
I did some bitter twitter:
There were some comments:
On Explosively Bitter Giftures:
“This post is so punny, it blew my mind.
I hope you have a bitter 4th, Ben!” – Kaela Moore
“I’ve accidentally set my house on fire 4 times. YAY EXPLOSIONS!!!” Christina Cassidy
“I feel safe in the USA today because of Pac Norris.” – Kerbey
On Bitter Ecosystems:
“Your ecocentricity makes me bitter, man… ” – Mother Hen Diaries
“Ecosarcastic….love it. Visiting the cold shoulder is probably my favorite. 😉 And driving all the time because no one else can do it bitter!” –mamaflybox
And then for you Bitter Eyeballs, several Independent Gifs:
Show your independence by taking a bike ride.
Take in a World Cup game:
Or just play a game of catch with your friends.
Now go be bitter about your Sunday being over and your Monday looking at you creepily in the corner.
Bitter Induhpendent Ben