I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
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Bitter Awareness Week
This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am. I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong. Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week
Meeting Bitterness
Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
40 reasons to be Bitter
Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter. Today, I am old and bitter. For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day. In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter
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