Who is bitter that they are at work right now? That’s right, this guy(me, Bitter Ben). In order to ease the pain for no one, I continue to post every Friday, pictures stolen from other people for your antimusement. So don’t enjoy. Just remember. I SEE BITTER PEOPLE.
In America, it isn’t always forbidden. We have criminals roaming Hollywood Hills all the time. Who can blame them though? Their jail cells weren’t even 3500 square feet, with a jacuzzi and maid service. How are they expected to live in such squalor? They have to work really hard saying words into a camera and that can be exhausting. How can they be expected to make it through the day without snorting things and getting revenge on critics that didn’t like their acting?
One time when I was in college I woke up at 4:30 in the afternoon and I was so tired. How am I expected to get up that early? On a Saturday, if I get up before 1 pm, then I run the risk of doing something productive.
You know when you are with you significant other and you are just sitting there content, staring at each other? She looks at you, you look at her. There is an understanding in your eyes, so you lean in for the kiss and she slaps you? She claims that there was a mosquito on your face and she was worried about you getting a mosquito bite. I’m positive that is the exact reason why she did it. It had nothing to do with the fact that you were on the couch while she was cleaning the house all day. It is totally out of love that she saved you from that mosquito bite.
Have a bitter Friday. May you see bitter people all week like I do, even if it takes looking in the mirror.
Bitter Friday Ben
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