It’s the beginning of another bitter day of work and I always like to start my day by saying, “Is it time to go home yet?” I mean really, the only thing I can’t stand about my job is the 8 hours of work I have to do every day. And the drive in, where I have to think about the fact that I am going to be at work and how much work job avoidance is.
I may do a lot of avoiding of work at my job, but when it comes to my mind, it is working 25/8 to find the best bitterness around. This mind of mine doesn’t mess around. It is observing every bitter person, every bitter action. In addition to observing work bitterness, my mind is also climbing the highest ocean, and swimming the tallest buildings to find each and every morsel of bitterness in the world, or on a larger scale, the universe. I do it because there may be someone who can’t read all my bitter words, but has the ability to read my mind. That person should also be given the opportunity to want to punch me in the face, too. This life is all about opportunity. You’re welcome mind reader.
As my service of sharing bitterness with everyone takes a lot of time, I find myself getting behind on tasks like doing work, listening to other people, and organizing things. I usually spend about 7 hours and 59 minutes per work day in work avoidance, leaving only about 30-60 seconds to do the actual work I get paid for. The last minute of the day is pretty hectic. I don’t know why I have a bad ticker, or so much stress in my life, but I think this strenuous part of my day is the cause. I really think they should pay me more for all the work I do in those frantic 30 seconds at the end of the day. It is EXHAUSTING.
A bitter Friday to everyone. Only 72 hours until we have to come back and avoid work for another 7 hours and 59 minutes.
Bitter Hard Working Ben
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