If it’s not Scottish It’s Crap BFG’s

Ever seen Braveheart? You know how in that movie, William Wallace is this battle savvy warrior, and he confronts the English who keep tamping down their Will(iam) by just giving the Scottish lords pieces of land? You know how WW is constantly fighting against the lords and the king of England because he just wants … Continue reading If it’s not Scottish It’s Crap BFG’s

Blog Ideas

Note to self: Just a draft. Do not publish. Blog post ideas: March 26 Oscars are so boring. Do I even write about them anymore. What could I talk about that would make them more interesting. I guess I could make some absurd predictions about what will happens. Will...that reminds of wIll smith...something so absured … Continue reading Blog Ideas

Invisibility Cloaking

I love roller coasters. They have their ups and downs though. So does this blog. Oh, I'm so sorry for using a dad joke, since you know, I'm a dad. Besides, you should be used to them around here. If you don't like them, you're free to read another really crappy blog that talks about … Continue reading Invisibility Cloaking

Underground Lair Bitter Friday Giftures

We've all lost a lot in the pandemic. Lost lives, lost jobs, lost businesses, lost freedoms and lost breathing (you know from those dang masks). All I know is that I'm never wearing one of those things again. I've personally lost a lot of things since the pandemic started too. I'm still missing one of … Continue reading Underground Lair Bitter Friday Giftures

Messenger Boy Bitter Friday Giftures

I've had a few jobs in my days as a person. The first one I had was a back yard maintenance crewperson for a Midwestern bank executive and his wife. They provided room and board from ages 0 to 18. Sometimes they would pay me $10 for the lawn mowing. Sometimes they would hug me, … Continue reading Messenger Boy Bitter Friday Giftures

Bill Keeps Asking for All this Money Bitter Friday Giftures

  I don't know about you, but month after month, I keep having to pay money just to live. Like in order to live in this house, I gotta give somebody money. In order to get heat, or air, I gotta pay some money. In order to write these Bitter Friday Giftures, I have to … Continue reading Bill Keeps Asking for All this Money Bitter Friday Giftures

In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys

Lot's of people got shiny and new stuff in the last few days.  Shininess and brightness can be distracting as babies and cats know.  Even I get distracted by laser pointers.  I've been known to chase them from time to time (meaning always).  By chase I mean with my eyes.  And by lasers I mean … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys

In case you missed it…because you were out shopping

Shopping at this time of year is like entering the gladitorial arena of ancient Shoptopolis.  Avoid it at all costs.  If you want to survive take a little advice and do it the lazy way like me.  Get out your computer, log-in, and read Ben's Bitter Blog.  Oh, if you want to get shopping done, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were out shopping

Friday Picture Busy Bitterness

For some reason this time of year seems to be busier than almost every other time of the year.  There seems to be all kinds of parties, get togethers, gatherings at malls, and tidings of bitter cheer on Facebook.  How is a guy supposed to slack off at work when more people seem to be demanding that things … Continue reading Friday Picture Busy Bitterness

The Bitter Ben Holiday Variety Hour and a Half Special

Remember gathering around the Tube of many colors as a family when you were a kid?  Remember those old Holiday Special Variety Shows that celebrities did on television where they would decorate a tree or have a snowball fight(I especially enjoyed when the snowball fight went just a little too far) or sat around opening presents?  All so they had the excuse to sing Holiday … Continue reading The Bitter Ben Holiday Variety Hour and a Half Special

In case you missed it…It was a lazy week

I spent all week not working.  Okay, I don't work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy.  I sent the kids off to school, "allowed" my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home.  When someone interrupts my … Continue reading In case you missed it…It was a lazy week

Bitter Management

Many years ago, when I was a lot less into my mid life crisis (29 years old), I had told my wife of my desire for a surprise party for my 30th birthday. After talking about it, she told me it wasn't a good idea, because I would know about it and it wouldn't be … Continue reading Bitter Management

In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone

November is my bitterest blogging time of the year.  There is a little known fact that just about everyone on WordPress is participating in NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, or Movember and I just have one thing to say to all these weirdos.  Thanks a whole lot.  I mean it.  Now that you people will be busy writing … Continue reading In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone

Download bitterness

Last night I was on my Xbox downloading some DLC (extra content for those not in the know) for one of my games called Saints Row IV(I think they Romans call that 4).  It was making me bitter because it was taking 614 MB's more than an hour and a half to download.  I'm no computer expert … Continue reading Download bitterness

If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off

You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon.  I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I.  Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off

Bitter Scariness

This is the time of year I dread.  People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year.  That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness

Bitter Bacon Ben

Hello. I’m Ben’s Bitter Bacon and I’m taking over here.  Ben was too bitter to write anything this today.  What a chump.  I’m going to be the official Ben’s Bitter Blog mascot.  Maybe not.  Maybe I will just take over.  He is bitter, but not as much as me.  Now that I have hacked in, … Continue reading Bitter Bacon Ben

Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMNslVwrqM This week has felt really heavy, with 9/11 occuring and me staring off into the abyss at work yesterday.  It gets a little tiring being bitter about work and tragedy, so I think I will move on to bigger and bitter stuff.  It's Freakin Friday(the 13th) so I think I will be bitter about lighter things like … Continue reading Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness

Golden Corral Bitterness

Isn't it everyone's dream to have it all? The nice car, the nice house, and the nice family and even a picket fence? Not my dream either. In the arena of food, that is what the lure of an all you can eat, all different kinds of food, buffet style restaurant is all about.  We are suckers and we were … Continue reading Golden Corral Bitterness

Friday Work Pictures Bitterness

It's the beginning of another bitter day of work and I always like to start my day by saying, "Is it time to go home yet?" I mean really, the only thing I can't stand about my job is the 8 hours of work I have to do every day.  And the drive in, where I … Continue reading Friday Work Pictures Bitterness